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Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.

When Chuck Norris was denied an Egg McMuffin at McDonald's because it was 10:35,he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a Wendy's

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris

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