thistle

Lately my stomach hurts all the time. It's pretty awesome. It could be due to my diet of hot sauce, greasy food, coffee, booze, and Advil. Maybe.

Today I will once again go out in search of butterscotch banana cream pie. Oh, my stomach hurts? I guess I need to beat it into submission with MORE UNHEALTHY FOODS. I am the boss, organ, not you.