My Grandmother died today.
It was a peaceful end to a long standing illness, so we're all a little relieved that she doesn't have to go through it anymore. Lung cancer is not a good way to die.
I love you, Grandma. I'm glad I got to spend time with you, and got to know you so well. Goodbye.
As an aside, cancer is really dangerous stuff. Women should be very dilligent about going for pap smears, mamograms (when age appropriate), and learn how to inspect themselves for breast cancer, and of course, do so. My aunt died at 42, and she was a health nut, but the breast cancer spread too quickly. I miss her alot.
And guys should inspect their testicles for abnormalities too. Many cancers are very treatable when caught early enough.
Be careful, my friends.
And I know I'm being too preachy about cancer, considering I smoke. We all do what we know is wrong.
P.S. On her deathbed, my Grandmother (who could say very little at that point) screamed:
I'M A DYKE!
I don't know if you've ever experienced that (I actually haven't; I was at work. But I know my Granma, so I know how it came out!), but that's funny stuff.
Now, she couldn't elaborate, so we don't know if she was a closet lesbian, or if she was making a joke (she was like that), but if she was, I hope she had a special lady in her life. Or at least some random lesbian sexual encounters.
P.P.S. When my Grandparents got married, my Grandmother was pregnant with my Mom. Pretty scandalous for 1948!
P.P.P.S. This "I loved it" things is FUCKING LAME. If you don't have something to say that you put a little thought into, don't post, fuckees.
I turned the option off for me, cause I think it kinda undermines the concpet of posting compliments for the girls. And compliments ONLY. If someone has something rude or mean to say, they should keep their fucking mouths SHUT. I takes guts to do a set, have some respect for these women. This ain't Hustler, fuckees.
It was a peaceful end to a long standing illness, so we're all a little relieved that she doesn't have to go through it anymore. Lung cancer is not a good way to die.
I love you, Grandma. I'm glad I got to spend time with you, and got to know you so well. Goodbye.
As an aside, cancer is really dangerous stuff. Women should be very dilligent about going for pap smears, mamograms (when age appropriate), and learn how to inspect themselves for breast cancer, and of course, do so. My aunt died at 42, and she was a health nut, but the breast cancer spread too quickly. I miss her alot.
And guys should inspect their testicles for abnormalities too. Many cancers are very treatable when caught early enough.
Be careful, my friends.
And I know I'm being too preachy about cancer, considering I smoke. We all do what we know is wrong.
P.S. On her deathbed, my Grandmother (who could say very little at that point) screamed:
I'M A DYKE!
I don't know if you've ever experienced that (I actually haven't; I was at work. But I know my Granma, so I know how it came out!), but that's funny stuff.
Now, she couldn't elaborate, so we don't know if she was a closet lesbian, or if she was making a joke (she was like that), but if she was, I hope she had a special lady in her life. Or at least some random lesbian sexual encounters.
P.P.S. When my Grandparents got married, my Grandmother was pregnant with my Mom. Pretty scandalous for 1948!
P.P.P.S. This "I loved it" things is FUCKING LAME. If you don't have something to say that you put a little thought into, don't post, fuckees.
I turned the option off for me, cause I think it kinda undermines the concpet of posting compliments for the girls. And compliments ONLY. If someone has something rude or mean to say, they should keep their fucking mouths SHUT. I takes guts to do a set, have some respect for these women. This ain't Hustler, fuckees.
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lizzi:
I'm sorry about your grandma, but she sounds like a cool lady, joking or not! For that to be her last words, makes her infintely rule!
vellin:
hahahhaha this is an awesome post and i thought i'd be all sad because of the way you began. your granma sounds like a funny lady 