Being Single
Im not a good single person. I wasnt put on this earth to be alone. I have too many funny and interesting things to say to those around me not to share them with someone. When Im single a lot of the daily joy of my life is gone. I dont mean I live for my partner. Far from it. What I mean is, that since im not busy writing the great American novel, creating the cure for cancer, or working eighty hours a week, a lot of my free time is going to total waste. Not to mention that all of the relationship skills Ive picked up over the years are also currently not doing me any good.
Dont get me wrong, im not your dream guy from the movies. What I am is smart, funny, passionate, interesting, and a good lover. I dont really care if you think that sounds arrogant or not. I didnt say I was humble. I think humility is bullshit anyway but thats another blog. Ive got plenty of faults but I will take the Pepsi challenge vs. a lot of the inconsiderate jackasses I see walking around with women on their arms. This isnt some nice guys finish last rant. Im not nice. Im just saying some people made thieir selections before perusing the entire menu.
These are just the angry rantings of an uneccessarily lonely man.
Im not a good single person. I wasnt put on this earth to be alone. I have too many funny and interesting things to say to those around me not to share them with someone. When Im single a lot of the daily joy of my life is gone. I dont mean I live for my partner. Far from it. What I mean is, that since im not busy writing the great American novel, creating the cure for cancer, or working eighty hours a week, a lot of my free time is going to total waste. Not to mention that all of the relationship skills Ive picked up over the years are also currently not doing me any good.
Dont get me wrong, im not your dream guy from the movies. What I am is smart, funny, passionate, interesting, and a good lover. I dont really care if you think that sounds arrogant or not. I didnt say I was humble. I think humility is bullshit anyway but thats another blog. Ive got plenty of faults but I will take the Pepsi challenge vs. a lot of the inconsiderate jackasses I see walking around with women on their arms. This isnt some nice guys finish last rant. Im not nice. Im just saying some people made thieir selections before perusing the entire menu.
These are just the angry rantings of an uneccessarily lonely man.
Everytime you cheer me up the fasterst than anybody.
I don't mind if I'm single, but I really hate being alone.