So my Norton subscription ran out (finally), and I decided to download and install AVG:
AVG: Sorry, we can't install until you get rid of that crappy Norton program.
Me: K. Norton, get the fuck out of here.
Norton: *grumble grumble* *packs/leaves*
Me: K, AVG get to work.
AVG: Sorry, can't install until you update Vista.
Me: Christ... Ok, Vista.. go update.
Vista: Are you sure you want me to update?
Me: Yes.
Vista: Are you sure?
Me: Yes.
Vista: K, I have 2 updates. Can I install them?
Me: Yes.
Vista: Are you sure?
Me: Fucking yes!
Vista: kk. *installs* Done.
Me: *sigh* Ok, AVG, get to it.
AVG: Sorry, Vista still isn't updated fully.
Me: Fuck. *angry stare*
Vista: Oh yeah.... looks like I have one more update here... Should I install it?
Me:... Yes....
Vista: Are you sure?... uh, by that threatening look, I'll say yes.... Ok, umm.. this is a service pack, so it'll take an hour to update, and you can't do anything else while it's updating. Thank you for choosing Vista.
Me: *gunshot to the face.*
AVG: Sorry, we can't install until you get rid of that crappy Norton program.
Me: K. Norton, get the fuck out of here.
Norton: *grumble grumble* *packs/leaves*
Me: K, AVG get to work.
AVG: Sorry, can't install until you update Vista.
Me: Christ... Ok, Vista.. go update.
Vista: Are you sure you want me to update?
Me: Yes.
Vista: Are you sure?
Me: Yes.
Vista: K, I have 2 updates. Can I install them?
Me: Yes.
Vista: Are you sure?
Me: Fucking yes!
Vista: kk. *installs* Done.
Me: *sigh* Ok, AVG, get to it.
AVG: Sorry, Vista still isn't updated fully.
Me: Fuck. *angry stare*
Vista: Oh yeah.... looks like I have one more update here... Should I install it?
Me:... Yes....
Vista: Are you sure?... uh, by that threatening look, I'll say yes.... Ok, umm.. this is a service pack, so it'll take an hour to update, and you can't do anything else while it's updating. Thank you for choosing Vista.
Me: *gunshot to the face.*

obsidian_:
that makes me feel a little better

heartlesshellcat:
Someday, Macs will rule the world.