So my Norton subscription ran out (finally), and I decided to download and install AVG:

AVG: Sorry, we can't install until you get rid of that crappy Norton program.

Me: K. Norton, get the fuck out of here.

Norton: *grumble grumble* *packs/leaves*

Me: K, AVG get to work.

AVG: Sorry, can't install until you update Vista.

Me: Christ... Ok, Vista.. go update.

Vista: Are you sure you want me to update?

Me: Yes.

Vista: Are you sure?

Me: Yes.

Vista: K, I have 2 updates. Can I install them?

Me: Yes.

Vista: Are you sure?

Me: Fucking yes!

Vista: kk. *installs* Done.

Me: *sigh* Ok, AVG, get to it.

AVG: Sorry, Vista still isn't updated fully.

Me: Fuck. *angry stare*

Vista: Oh yeah.... looks like I have one more update here... Should I install it?

Me:... Yes....

Vista: Are you sure?... uh, by that threatening look, I'll say yes.... Ok, umm.. this is a service pack, so it'll take an hour to update, and you can't do anything else while it's updating. Thank you for choosing Vista.

Me: *gunshot to the face.*