Okay, my wife and young son are on a plane to disneyland. They are meeting her aunt and uncle there for 4 days. I have too many things going so I am staying home.
You know those bad boys that good boys bitch about getting the girls? Well I was one of those bad boys. Death Metal Drumming, pot Smoking, hard drinking, stripper dating, all around nogoodnik. Somehow my wife saw through that and eventually turned me into a lap dog.
So whose long forgotten voice starts piping up? Well, the bad boy is trying to get me to do bad things while she is gone.........
So I have decided to floss only once a day, I am not going to take my daily vitamin, I am going to leave the toilet seat up, drink out of the milk cartoon..............
*lap dog wanders around empty house looking for warm lap to curl up on*
You know those bad boys that good boys bitch about getting the girls? Well I was one of those bad boys. Death Metal Drumming, pot Smoking, hard drinking, stripper dating, all around nogoodnik. Somehow my wife saw through that and eventually turned me into a lap dog.
So whose long forgotten voice starts piping up? Well, the bad boy is trying to get me to do bad things while she is gone.........
So I have decided to floss only once a day, I am not going to take my daily vitamin, I am going to leave the toilet seat up, drink out of the milk cartoon..............
*lap dog wanders around empty house looking for warm lap to curl up on*
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Very cool that you do the decorating. Rob and I argue about that stuff ALL the time - we have very different taste. We end up just divying up rooms in the house..."You do this one, I'll do that one..."
I'm sure we'll have an ....ummm.....*intereresting looking place
You know, it's not that we like BAD boys over GOOD boys ... we just like a challenge. Good boys are usually not so good, just way too easy. It's common nature to chase after what runs.
You have a great time acting out while your family is in LaLaLand. You know, Disneyland is the happiest place on earth!