You know that little chord of floss-like shit you pull on in order to open packs of gum quickly? Yeah, I used that to kill my supervisor after I quit.
That's right, I'm really a ninja. All that crap about studying samurai history because I like them so much was just a front to find their weaknesses. Not that it mattered, they're ridiculously easy to kill anyway.
Now that you know, I can't have you runnin around telling people. By the time you've read this, I'll be outside of your window. Just remember, it's not personal.
It never is.
That's right, I'm really a ninja. All that crap about studying samurai history because I like them so much was just a front to find their weaknesses. Not that it mattered, they're ridiculously easy to kill anyway.
Now that you know, I can't have you runnin around telling people. By the time you've read this, I'll be outside of your window. Just remember, it's not personal.
It never is.
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.. *ahem*
SO. Do you have a pack of gum on you?
*whistles*