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meta:
hey guess what.
I think I just stymied the flow of my grace.
..think I should see a doctor?
I think I just stymied the flow of my grace.
..think I should see a doctor?
trucker_fiction:
hey you ever on AIM anymore? i want to trade more musik with you
First and foremost, the hallway in my apartment building has smelled like ass and oranges all day.
I photograph a wedding tomorrow. I'm a bit nervous about that.
I went out to dinner with my mother, and Russellpants and his boyfriend happened to be sitting out front of the Olive Garden. We all dined together. Jaysen (his real name being Thong.. ALLEGEDLY pronounced 'Tong', but...
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I photograph a wedding tomorrow. I'm a bit nervous about that.
I went out to dinner with my mother, and Russellpants and his boyfriend happened to be sitting out front of the Olive Garden. We all dined together. Jaysen (his real name being Thong.. ALLEGEDLY pronounced 'Tong', but...
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meta:
I don't remember if you and I discussed it, but Nicole mentioned that you said it, and I thought it was PRETTY MUCH the funniest goddamn thing ever.
gish:
ass and oranges? thats just not right
So this happened just now :
On my kitchen counter is my annual evaluation from job number two.. I have yet to sign it and send it back to my supervisor.
On the kitchen floor.. is a new litter box for the kitty.. more spacious and whatnot. Has not yet been put to use, UNTIL...
The cat just jumped on the counter.. pushed the evaluation...
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On my kitchen counter is my annual evaluation from job number two.. I have yet to sign it and send it back to my supervisor.
On the kitchen floor.. is a new litter box for the kitty.. more spacious and whatnot. Has not yet been put to use, UNTIL...
The cat just jumped on the counter.. pushed the evaluation...
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avenel:
Thankyou for your birthday comment.x
gish:
heh, bad kitty
I'm up at an odd hour, I feel. I'll be going back to bed, but meanwhile...
I had a conversation about funerals with Russellpants last night. Specifically, family not carrying out your wishes, etc. My mom would have an old fashioned service for me.. open casket, etc. To that I say : nay. I want to be cremated.. and I'd prefer NOT to hang out...
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I had a conversation about funerals with Russellpants last night. Specifically, family not carrying out your wishes, etc. My mom would have an old fashioned service for me.. open casket, etc. To that I say : nay. I want to be cremated.. and I'd prefer NOT to hang out...
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holy_mountain:
When I die I'm definetly having a secular funeral. I can just imagine my agnostic sister and my Fundamentalist Christian brother fighting over having what type of funeral I'll have haha.
writersareliars:
I'm up at all odd hours myself these days. 
I dunno... I want to have some fancy gravestone, but I also feel I prefer cremation, because my body's no use in the earth... can one do both? (there's also the possibility of organ donation)
If only I had such civil relations with my local zombie population...
I dunno... I want to have some fancy gravestone, but I also feel I prefer cremation, because my body's no use in the earth... can one do both? (there's also the possibility of organ donation)
If only I had such civil relations with my local zombie population...
So, I had a birthday gathering for my friend Tanyer last night. The festivities were held at my apartment. Tanyer didn't show up to her own party until 11pm. Her new penis friend, Matt, brought his cat over. Little black kitty named Tao. Wanted to see how Tao and my cat, Maurice, would interact. As a result, my kitty's eyes are irritated and inflamed.. which...
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gish:
you think this guy is taking your underwear? thats not right! kick him in the balls.
abortion:
Just glad to see you still alive and typing 
I would say steal his underwear to teach him a lesson but it's hardly a two way street.
One dudes undies are another girls phobia
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I would say steal his underwear to teach him a lesson but it's hardly a two way street.
One dudes undies are another girls phobia
[Edited on Sep 13, 2005 6:02PM]
I know, I know. Updating, or rather.. the lack thereof. A quick update while procrastinating...
Today, I shall attend a baby shower for a friend of mine. Apparently, many from the karaoke crowd shall be there. Good times. Come to think of it, I need to grab directions from mapquest. I am going to make it a goal to get to know St. Paul a...
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Today, I shall attend a baby shower for a friend of mine. Apparently, many from the karaoke crowd shall be there. Good times. Come to think of it, I need to grab directions from mapquest. I am going to make it a goal to get to know St. Paul a...
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akathisia:
Damn. Some women are crazy. I might sound sexist saying that but uh....i guess i feel that way sometimes. Like it is easier for me to befriend guys sometimes because there is less jealousy and drama involved. Of course this is just a generalization. But i know a couple of girls who are like that. Dramatic, emotionally insecure. Blargh. I'm sorry that happened.
Eeew....stalker? I hope all has worked itself out with that. Creepy...i hope you are okay.
Okay, have a lovely, staler and drama free evening, i hope....
Eeew....stalker? I hope all has worked itself out with that. Creepy...i hope you are okay.
Okay, have a lovely, staler and drama free evening, i hope....
illstabyou:
I know, I know. Updating, or rather.. the lack thereof.
Yeah someone's slacking with this whole update thing. Hope everything is going okay with you.
Apy-poly-logies for the lack of updating. I intend to correct that situation post haste.
We all gathered at the bar this evening as The Gay turned 21 today. He's my special boy. We laughed.. giggled, and ate all the cookies. It was turrible. TURRIBLE.
For those of you who didn't catch a single one of the obscure references I just threw at you.. well, you...
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We all gathered at the bar this evening as The Gay turned 21 today. He's my special boy. We laughed.. giggled, and ate all the cookies. It was turrible. TURRIBLE.
For those of you who didn't catch a single one of the obscure references I just threw at you.. well, you...
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memyselfandi:
Well, I'm glad to know you're still alive since you haven't updated in a while.
That is a shit load of kitty medication. I hope he is feeling better.
That is a shit load of kitty medication. I hope he is feeling better.
illstabyou:
Lack of updating and its only been a few weeks.
Pfft.
Pfft.
I live in the most entertaining city EVER.
Within the past three days, I have seen these things happen in Murderapolis :
1) A fellow sitting alone facing his reflection in a window peacefully.. save for the sporadic batting at insect(s) that weren't there.
2) Two bums getting into a fight. One kept continuously poking the other with an umbrella.. and the other would run...
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Within the past three days, I have seen these things happen in Murderapolis :
1) A fellow sitting alone facing his reflection in a window peacefully.. save for the sporadic batting at insect(s) that weren't there.
2) Two bums getting into a fight. One kept continuously poking the other with an umbrella.. and the other would run...
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gish:
a giant cross? thats crazy.
trucker_fiction:
back to normal.
update yo shiz, yo
update yo shiz, yo
So, things have been.. completely and totally uninteresting, but I have a few things to announce.
1) I am still so completely addicted to karaoke that it's pathetic.
2) As it turns out, tires work much better when they DON'T have a giant metal shank in them. (2nd flat tire in these past few months, I'll have you know.)
3) I THINK that Crazy Clapping...
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1) I am still so completely addicted to karaoke that it's pathetic.
2) As it turns out, tires work much better when they DON'T have a giant metal shank in them. (2nd flat tire in these past few months, I'll have you know.)
3) I THINK that Crazy Clapping...
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trucker_fiction:
nothing wrong with tai chi. i do it every morning.
blah blah blah
blah blah blah
babygiantsquid:
...when she borrowed my herpes lotion, I knew it was love.
"aw, nobody loves oily Homer..."
"aw, nobody loves oily Homer..."
The evening's festivities ended earlier than expected, unfortunately.
Monday nights. I sing karaoke. Yes, I am a big dork.. but I'm content with this! ANYWAY. I brought my friend Tanyer along. Tanyer is.. everso slightly underage (*coughbytwoyearscough*).. but that's HARDLY the point. We aren't there to drink.. we're there to sing!
HOWEVER. From time to time, when I go.. I will have a drink. And...
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Monday nights. I sing karaoke. Yes, I am a big dork.. but I'm content with this! ANYWAY. I brought my friend Tanyer along. Tanyer is.. everso slightly underage (*coughbytwoyearscough*).. but that's HARDLY the point. We aren't there to drink.. we're there to sing!
HOWEVER. From time to time, when I go.. I will have a drink. And...
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akathisia:
"I want to.....SING!"
I guess i need to get a new learners permit. Not that my "learning" to drive has progressed any in the past five years. Anyway, it has been lapsed for two months now and i finally got called on it by a cashier. I hate going to the DMV and having them take terribly unflattering photos of me that i will have to look at for the next couple of years.
So randomly, i was wondering if you have a cassette player?
I guess i need to get a new learners permit. Not that my "learning" to drive has progressed any in the past five years. Anyway, it has been lapsed for two months now and i finally got called on it by a cashier. I hate going to the DMV and having them take terribly unflattering photos of me that i will have to look at for the next couple of years.
So randomly, i was wondering if you have a cassette player?
jeff_fries:
Sometimes putting your arm around a girl's waist, or just grabbing her with both hands real hard and not letting go until she submits, works.
So, we have now "met" another crazy and entirely name-worthy neighbor. I use the term loosely because she really only scowled at me. I think I shall call her..
Angry Scowling Smells Like Fish Woman.
OR..
Angry Smelly Bad Patio Furniture Lady.
I'm not entirely sure which direction I'll take that.. but really, she's terrifying. Whenever I pass her in the hall, this smell of...
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Angry Scowling Smells Like Fish Woman.
OR..
Angry Smelly Bad Patio Furniture Lady.
I'm not entirely sure which direction I'll take that.. but really, she's terrifying. Whenever I pass her in the hall, this smell of...
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dano_banano:
I live next to an old age home, so my neighbors have funny habits. I don't give them names or try to make fun of them. The ambulance stops by at least once a week so I take it easy on them.
Dano "has a nice Tan-o"
Dano "has a nice Tan-o"
memyselfandi:
Heart for only fifty cents? What a bargain! (sarcasm abounds) Now you have a reason to buy a new turntable. I don't think I own any Heart in any form of media. Is that a bad thing?
Now you have a reason to buy a new turntable. I don't think I own any Heart in any form of media. Is that a bad thing?
-Xo