The only fucking time the SF Giants are going to play the Seattle Mariners in Seattle, and it's right before I move there. 
Oh, and eat that you piece of shit Canseco . Asshole might have the best selling book in the States right now, but his ass is about to get into some serious trouble. *doin' the happy dance* . I used to like Canseco, but any cunt that would sell out the ENTIRE baseball industry like that, and just to make a quick buck, is the lowest of the low. He doesn't even have any proof! If he had this "irrefutible" proof he keeps saying will surface "in a few weeks", then it'd be different - but not much. He'd still be a cunt asshole donkey fucker! I don't like steroids in baseball any more then the next guy, and probably less then the next guy, but you don't do this shit that Canseco is up to. It's just wrong.
So I have this ad in the paper that says I have a two bedroom, one bath place for rent. Do you have any fucking idea how many assholes call me asking if I have a three or four bedroom place for rent? I do, but it's a trailer on, literally, the opposite side of town, but then they get all bitchy when I tell them that I do but it's a trailer. Then I get pissed and say something rude and hang up.
Oh, and I made a scene at the bank today.
One of my tenants bounced a check, so I went in to go find out who it was. I went in with an attitude cause the lady immediately started asking me very stupid questions that had nothing to do with the bounced check. Then, twenty-five minutes later when she couldn't figure it out, she had someone else ask me to call the customer service rep myself. Whoa-ho! Boy, I let 'em have it! I seriously freaked out the only other customer in there, but it was sooooo worth it!
Then I talked to my brother from a different mother (hehe) for a while. He's got work for me when I get to Seattle, but I don't want him to pay me for it. We're family and all, but he's desperate to get it done cause he has no time on his hands. Maybe I will take a little money from him - it ain't like he is hard up for cash. His house is almost paid off and between him and his girl they make well over $100,000 a year. Yeah, maybe I will get me some of that!
And then I drove downtown (been here for ten years and still don't fucking know downtown San Antonio that well, but I found it without trouble) and went to the River Center Mall. Man, that mall is the best I've ever been to anywhere - even in New Jersey
. Bought a box of ten handmade Corona Vanilla cigars (I know, they're flavored, but seriously they are awesome - and I usually hate flavored tobacco, but these don't really taste like vanilla, though they do smell like it) and a big expensive Maduro (handmade too). I got all that, a wooden box for the cigars (not a humidor, but the next best thing) and a double bladed cigar cutter for under fifty bucks! These are HANDMADE cigars, people - as in, completely handmade from handpicked tobacco. They roll them on site and everything, so you can watch them - it's fucking awesome.
Hey, Robert Blake is innocent! And I'm a black man from South Compton!
Oh, and eat that you piece of shit Canseco . Asshole might have the best selling book in the States right now, but his ass is about to get into some serious trouble. *doin' the happy dance* . I used to like Canseco, but any cunt that would sell out the ENTIRE baseball industry like that, and just to make a quick buck, is the lowest of the low. He doesn't even have any proof! If he had this "irrefutible" proof he keeps saying will surface "in a few weeks", then it'd be different - but not much. He'd still be a cunt asshole donkey fucker! I don't like steroids in baseball any more then the next guy, and probably less then the next guy, but you don't do this shit that Canseco is up to. It's just wrong.
So I have this ad in the paper that says I have a two bedroom, one bath place for rent. Do you have any fucking idea how many assholes call me asking if I have a three or four bedroom place for rent? I do, but it's a trailer on, literally, the opposite side of town, but then they get all bitchy when I tell them that I do but it's a trailer. Then I get pissed and say something rude and hang up.
Oh, and I made a scene at the bank today.
One of my tenants bounced a check, so I went in to go find out who it was. I went in with an attitude cause the lady immediately started asking me very stupid questions that had nothing to do with the bounced check. Then, twenty-five minutes later when she couldn't figure it out, she had someone else ask me to call the customer service rep myself. Whoa-ho! Boy, I let 'em have it! I seriously freaked out the only other customer in there, but it was sooooo worth it!
Then I talked to my brother from a different mother (hehe) for a while. He's got work for me when I get to Seattle, but I don't want him to pay me for it. We're family and all, but he's desperate to get it done cause he has no time on his hands. Maybe I will take a little money from him - it ain't like he is hard up for cash. His house is almost paid off and between him and his girl they make well over $100,000 a year. Yeah, maybe I will get me some of that!
And then I drove downtown (been here for ten years and still don't fucking know downtown San Antonio that well, but I found it without trouble) and went to the River Center Mall. Man, that mall is the best I've ever been to anywhere - even in New Jersey
. Bought a box of ten handmade Corona Vanilla cigars (I know, they're flavored, but seriously they are awesome - and I usually hate flavored tobacco, but these don't really taste like vanilla, though they do smell like it) and a big expensive Maduro (handmade too). I got all that, a wooden box for the cigars (not a humidor, but the next best thing) and a double bladed cigar cutter for under fifty bucks! These are HANDMADE cigars, people - as in, completely handmade from handpicked tobacco. They roll them on site and everything, so you can watch them - it's fucking awesome.
Hey, Robert Blake is innocent! And I'm a black man from South Compton!
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So, I kind of ruined a damn fine cigar (I am smoking it now, but it's not the same the second time around) but made like $400. Then I got another appointment waaaay on the otherside of town, get an application from the guy, and it looks like he is using a fake SSN, cause his credit report is nonexistent. As in, he's not in the system. Yet he has a brand-new car in his name. Odd. I hope it works out, cause then I'll rent that house and I then just made another $300. I really need this cash with the move coming up.
Damn these cigars are fucking great!
If I rent that second house, I'm gonna go back and get a bigger box of them and some special catfish bait to try out in Seattle. Might even have enough money to do that guided catfish trip - right now, if I can't find a cheaper camper shell for my truck, it's not a very good idea to do the trip. Unless my Grandpa says yes to it, then I'll do the trip with him around April 16 or so, and when we're done, my father will be back in town and will be able to help me on the drive to Seattle. I don't need the help so much as I just want to get it done quicker, and two people driving gets everything done twice as fast, you know?
OK, it's time to eat some Quiznos (
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