My TV is stupid. The alarm in it was supposed to wake me up at 10:00AM. Now it's 2:00PM and I'm just waking up, and I'm not very happy about it. Fucker! That fucks up my entire day now.
"When I die, I want to die like my grandfather--who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car."
"When I die, I want to die like my grandfather--who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car."