I almost called up my ex last night, while drunk, to see what she was up to. Ended up calling a televangelist, for $3.95 a minute, and we prayed together. Yeah, that joke is already too lame to continue. I apologize.
That chick I've been hanging out with was dogging on me last night. Apparently I keep coming by when she's "too tired to have any fun", *wink, wink*.
Wow, what the FUCK am I doing awake this early in the morning!?? It's evil and wrong to be awake this early in the morning. No non-farmer human was meant to watch the sunrise, EXCEPT those who are still awake from the day before!
Yeah, there's no saving this journal entry. It's just lame. I am sorry.
That chick I've been hanging out with was dogging on me last night. Apparently I keep coming by when she's "too tired to have any fun", *wink, wink*.
Wow, what the FUCK am I doing awake this early in the morning!?? It's evil and wrong to be awake this early in the morning. No non-farmer human was meant to watch the sunrise, EXCEPT those who are still awake from the day before!
Yeah, there's no saving this journal entry. It's just lame. I am sorry.