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therealtexasguy

Somewhere in Western Nevada

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Wednesday Dec 01, 2004

Nov 30, 2004
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This thing with my thumb is weird. How did hurting my arm make my thumb useless?

This would be more of a mystery if I hadn't done the same thing to my left leg ten years ago. I was fucking around on a dirt bike and caught an insane amount of air (we're talking like thirty or forty feet people) and I had planned to land on the edge of a huge drainage ditch and fly up and out the otherside. Luckily I shorted it so I wouldn't land in the ditch, cause when I saw it from the air I noticed something that hadn't been there before - water. And lots of it. About twenty feet of water raging downstream. So I slammed on both the brakes, instinctively, and it just so happened the front wheel hit first, so it locked up and I flipped. Somehow the foot peg hit me about mid-calf and I lost all sensation in my leg for five days. FIVE DAYS I couldn't feel my leg. I had to ride home shifting gears with my left hand (which is tricky on rough terrain, cause you have to reach down while working the clutch with your right hand and trying not to hit anything).

I'm in a very bad mood. Too bad of a mood to illustrate it with those stupid fucking happy faces. My shoulder hurts, my back is killing me, I'm sick as shit to my stomach cause I stopped taking most of my medication (and am for some fucking reasons eating Pork Rinds), and there's something seriously wrong with my hand. Oh, and my girl and I are in the middle of breaking up.

Well, at least I jerk off right handed...thank God for small favors. Otherwise I'd be in a violently bad mood.
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girly:
Ours were really lame. They talked mostly about female coming of age shit like getting your period and your breasts getting bigger. As for the sex part, I think we got jipped. It was briefly mentioned, but none of us knew what the hell it was all about. I learned everything from reading my brother's porno mags. wink
Nov 30, 2004
kybella:
I jerk off with my right hand, too.
Dec 1, 2004

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