Guiness, Whisky, and Napolean Dinamite. People warned me that movie was stupid, it still didn't prepare me. If I talk like a half wit for a week or two, you know who to blame.
Got a burger with roxymonoxide for lunch and we caught up. Apple Pan makes burgers so good you will tear up a little. It's okay, though, those are manly tears. Wait, no they're not, I totally go emo for burgers. Sue me.
Went to another one of my favorite burger places for dinner too, with a lady friend of course. Don't let the low overall rating fool you, it's just because the place is a total shithole.
Why two burger joints in one day? I'm trying to get it out of my system so that I don't drag kestrel to another dirty steakhouse. I may even take her to an all veggie restaurant, that's like kryptonite for me.
Did I finish the day by going and getting ripped to the tits on cheap green beer? No. That's like the people who expect me to talk like a pirate on talk like a pirate day. Doing it one day a year is for posers. I dye all my beer green.
Got a burger with roxymonoxide for lunch and we caught up. Apple Pan makes burgers so good you will tear up a little. It's okay, though, those are manly tears. Wait, no they're not, I totally go emo for burgers. Sue me.
Went to another one of my favorite burger places for dinner too, with a lady friend of course. Don't let the low overall rating fool you, it's just because the place is a total shithole.
Why two burger joints in one day? I'm trying to get it out of my system so that I don't drag kestrel to another dirty steakhouse. I may even take her to an all veggie restaurant, that's like kryptonite for me.
Did I finish the day by going and getting ripped to the tits on cheap green beer? No. That's like the people who expect me to talk like a pirate on talk like a pirate day. Doing it one day a year is for posers. I dye all my beer green.
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congrats on the new gig.
It's a really weird experience.
vegetarian steak= awesome.
vegetarian fish= NASTY!