Going to dinner. My apartment is dirty. I pulled a bunch of stuff out to sort so it would be easier to move/throw stuff away/fill up my childhood room with crap. Once I pulled everything out I promptly got bronchitis. Thank you world!
Now I'm just too busy/lazy to deal with it.
My pants have given up completely on trying to hold onto my waist. Pretty soon I'm just going to go backwoods and tie them up with rope.
Read this.
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Failing phy ed, what do you think?
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A: Shorts. Skirts. Sarongs. Riding boots (though they'll make the bottoms of your pants all crinkled.) Or else stilts.
START with the loop? Fuck cold, it might be a little long. I have a plan. Don't laugh, okay, I'm a recent ex-smoker. Very recent. Okay, I'm gonna run 45 secs longer each day for three months. Start with a minute. By the end of three months, I'll be running an hour. Which amounts to the loop of the park (at a slow 6 miles/hour). Which amounts to mount everest in my book.
Here's a way to stop spending so much cash. Send it to me. I'll spend it. Har har. Seriously, though: try this. Don't spend a single dime all week. Not even a cent. This takes some major planning, but it feels so good -- it really frees your mind. My advice is, this Sunday, buy everything you need for the rest of the week that you could possibly imagine needing -- gas, toilet paper, food, etc. . . . Stock up. Then for the rest of the week, leave your money/credit cards under the mattress and make it a goal not to touch them. See if you can last all seven days.
Once you get that accomplished once, you know you can live without the constant transactions, and you're not afraid not to spend. (Spending is just a sorry way of buying a sense of control over your life -- it's the same kind of reassurance men get from whores: none.)
Ah, Tuxy . . .
I love that fucking statement and will use iit henceforth any chance I get: The world doesn't make that much sense.
Tall cold unapproachable ice queens? Where? I don't see any here . . . .
[Edited on Feb 21, 2005 12:38AM]