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Saturday Feb 12, 2005

Feb 12, 2005
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20 dollars can still buy you lovely things.

Yesterday maxx, mightyspork, and I got to meet the guy who guards the felatio mines. Or, to put it less vaguely, we watched 3D porn and all left saying "what the fuck?"

In the 70s they tried to make porn with plot, but they were too lazy to make the plot go anywhere, or they were just too high on coke.
izabel:
How does scientific software improve the world? Who're you kidding? Come on now.

Bombs for the first world, militia style, is what I meant for you to build. But hey, if it's not your thing . . . .

Porn with no plot? We've come a long way since then, thank god.

Nice t-shirt. Uniporn. Oh My God, that just came out of my mind. Bomb me now.
Feb 12, 2005
kestrel:
Aww. So many radness points for this picture. I can't even list them all.

Damn, 3D porn sounds awesome.
Feb 12, 2005

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