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sapphic_plastic:
awwwwwww.
nothing like a sweet, innocent baby staring into the abyss of agony and despair to make you wanna celebrate the holiday season.
aoife:
I wish I could send some your way, and Jordan's too.
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I have written a greasemonkey script to remove those stupid new comment profiles.

Install it from here
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waldo_____:
I don't like them either. But I said that about animated emoticons, in the wrong way, and now I have people on my Ignore list blackeyed
thefullnelson:
Well, look at what you've gotten yourself into now wink

Thanks for the script, I installed it as soon as I saw your post.

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Well, onto better things. I agree, she does have a gorgeous lower back, as I took full notice of it last night. And thanks for keeping an eye on my situation. I need it sometimes.
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I have made a mix CD of female vocalists for my sister.
The track listing is as follows:

01 Rilo Kiley - Science vs. Romance
02 Imogen Heap - Come Here Boy [live]
03 Sinad Lohan - Bee In A Bottle [live]
04 Franoiz Breut - Si Tu Disais
05 Jonatha Brooke - Eye In The Sky
06 Diane Cluck - Easy To Be Around...
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frost:
biggrin
mydogfarted:
Sounds like you and te creature are having fun. biggrin
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chezgeek:
thanks for the nod in the boston group biggrin
sapphic_plastic:
yeah, he was totally being a douche. i can't deal with men (or women) who keep their full outdoor regaila on on a dance floor.
another damper on the dancing: those preppy folks who were stagnating in the middle of the dance floor, looking genuinely scandalized by the lyrics to the peaches song and the gay male freak party that ensued next to me during the song. apparently they didn't get the memo about what kind of a club toast is.
sidenote: men being absurdly queenish makes me feel all warm and fuzzy because it reminds me of college. ahhh, college.
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Apparently, in Lower Allston, leaving a car with a flat tire in the same, legal, parking spot for a week constitutes abandonment, causing my car to get tagged with a scary green abandoned vehicle tag, but not yet towed, thankfully. (Incidentally, any tips for getting sticky gunky paper off a cold car window are welcome).

Lucky for you, whilst looking for information regarding Massachusetts' Abandoned...
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aegiswings:
yeah, I recommend Goo Gone too.
murkling:
Naptha...
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frost:
umm..are those goats?
missprint:
I knew goats were good climbers, but this is highly suspicious. surreal
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aoife:
babies terrify me. but that was cute.

I love the mustache. and you do need a bowler hat. or a fedora. I have an extra...
aoife:
now THAT one is really cute.

ahhh! what are you trying to do, make a family-woman out of me?

if you guys meet me in Philly for the X show on the 8th I can give you a fedora smile
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The following entry is gross and tasteless. For your own good, stop reading now.


-------------- LAST CHANCE :: JUST CLOSE THE BROWSER--------------







So, it's been a long time since I've heard a new dead baby joke. Everyone keeps telling me the same, like, twenty of them. So, when I stumbled upon a link to http://www.dead-baby-joke.com/, I thought I'd be pleasantly surprised... I mean a...
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frost:
I LOVE DEAD BABY JOKES! biggrin
sapphic_plastic:
if i put the dishes in her bed, she'd strangle me.
then you'd have nobody to make out with.... except boundcreature, but i hear he drools.

anyway, i know better than to try and out bitch a bitch. i prefer to kill with kindness. its just wonderful watching a hateful person sputter and go red when they realize you aren't going to engage in a fight with them. biggrin
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I hardly recognized my house today without a dumpster in front of it.
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frost:
is that good or bad??
aoife:
apparently I am to blame you for being hooked on Six Feet Under.
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Granny thinks I need to post more, so she tagged me... alright... I'll bite.

"Write 20 random facts about yourself then tag the same amount of people as minutes it takes you to write the facts. If you're tagged it's your turn."

I have quit biting my nails (mostly).
Instead of biting, I file obsessively.
I own dinosaur feet slippers, which I wear regularly.
At...
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seantastic:
Halloween is over rated.
finch:
yes, yes i do. and you hardly ever write at all. so...we even out tongue
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A converstaion at work last week:

Boss Lady: Before our meeting today, I need to confess something to you.
Me: Alright.
Boss Lady: In conversations, I've been saying something, and I want to let you know about it so you won't get angry with me if it slips out while you're around.
Me: ... Alright ...
Boss Lady: I've been calling you, "The Pirate"...
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mylf:
ARRR!!!

I don't get to use that icon enough.

that conversation is way funny!
sapphic_plastic:
pants can you be my personal computer monkey???

pretty please? kiss