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Phlegm is gross. Even the way it's spelled, you can tell it's gross.

Nasty bug going around. Sorry you got it. Lots of water and plenty of rest says the old guy.

Glad you enjoyed yourself and it sounds like he did, too. Maybe he is sort of OK. Maybe.

Nah, just kidding. Enjoy. Remember, we (men) are all retarded, just some less than others.

Yay for the date! Yay for inventory! Just yay!

what else did you shake hmmmmm












Booty.

And how was the date?

When I was twenty three, it was avery good year...

see, but admission to being crazy is sanity.

its the people who think they are sane who are really crazy.

sounds like you need a Man, not a Boy... you should stay away from the younger ones.

yes i am only 21... but i think i may act a little more mature than that 25 year old.

You're quite lovely :0)

Given the past, I really don't think jerking off to you would be necessary. It's just not the same.

Just sayin'

Good luck!

We sure can be creeps/inappropriate/fucked up insensitive pricks/wierd/dorks. I know that I have had feelings unexpressed for more inappropriately younger women than i have made advances to but the feelings occur frequently and I don't think I am in any way unique for a man. I'm 47 and no way am I going to seriously hit on a woman 20 years (or more) younger but that does not mean there is no attraction, albeit one sided.

A comment above ends with "your a good lookin gal, get used to it", which is not really fair to you but is truthful. You are very pretty, you clearly have not only a brain but a sense of humor and lots of people, not just men, will likely continue to seek self affirmation in your attentions. Face it, you're a catch, and that means that some fugly fishes are going to bite. Throw them back and play with the ones that make you smile.

You are most welcome. I'm sure you just want to be invisible sometimes. The sad truth is someday you likely will be. Until then I sincerely hope that you attract the attentions of people whose scrutiny pleases you. You're a neato young woman and if I were many years younger i would risk being a creep and try hitting on you, too.

And you have a Yoshi tattoo. Goodness.

Great... now I really do have "ass mutant" stuck in my head- AND IT'S ACNE RIDDEN. ew.


I am sooo going to jack your shirt!

Wow this Dan fellow sounds like a real creep! You are perfectly justified to seek vindication. However, I should inform you that proactive already has bleach in it, so I'm afraid that move was somewhat counter intuitive. If your really want to get back at him, you should put dairy in his milk. I fucking dare you!

But for real, put ether in your panties. That way next time he smells them, it will knock him out. Then we he wakes up, you'll be lurking over him, effectively busting him for his panty raid shenanigans. He'll have no choice but to let you kick him in his testicles.

i still gotta do my taxes