And....
date went well.
I actually drank in Rainforest Cafe (first time ordering any kind of alcoholic drink in a bar or restaurant for me).
The waiter was this 20-something kid with long hair that looked like a stoner,
and I just had a strong gut feeling that he would let me.
Coconut shrimp and crab dip were AWESOME.
Turns out the dude plays guitar very well and sings.
Also, does drugs and is kind of a sarcastic asshole
who dislikes people and thinks everyone wants to fuck him.
Perfect! Just like me! Mwa hahahahaahahah.
But yeah. I forgot the doggie box of leftover food in his car,
and he came to my house on his lunch break this morning and brought it and a tasty Jones soda to me.
MAYBE he might be alright.
Inventory party after work at Home Depot Wednesday, woot!
date went well.
I actually drank in Rainforest Cafe (first time ordering any kind of alcoholic drink in a bar or restaurant for me).
The waiter was this 20-something kid with long hair that looked like a stoner,
and I just had a strong gut feeling that he would let me.
Coconut shrimp and crab dip were AWESOME.
Turns out the dude plays guitar very well and sings.
Also, does drugs and is kind of a sarcastic asshole
who dislikes people and thinks everyone wants to fuck him.
Perfect! Just like me! Mwa hahahahaahahah.
But yeah. I forgot the doggie box of leftover food in his car,
and he came to my house on his lunch break this morning and brought it and a tasty Jones soda to me.
MAYBE he might be alright.
Inventory party after work at Home Depot Wednesday, woot!
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Nah, just kidding. Enjoy. Remember, we (men) are all retarded, just some less than others.