Ok another post.
Sorry.
But yeah...
there's another roommate that lives at the shithole I am currently at now.
Dan.
A 17-year old, acne-ridden ugly ass mutant
who steals people's credit cards and throws firecrackers in neighbourly mailboxes.
I am 99.99% sure that he is the one who stole my camera and phone on New Years,
to get a 5 dollar finder's fee for it the next day.
If I had voiced my suspicions before he gave them back,
who knows what he would've done-pawned them or something?
Well.
I'm much more glad I'm moving out now than I was before.
My tattoo got infected, right?
Well I ordered some h2ocean tattoo spray off of ebay to help.
It never came.
I checked it's tracking number and it said it was delivered Monday.
Today is Thursday.
Dan acted a bit weird when I asked him if he had seen the package.
So I broke into his room while he was out with his wigger friends
and...
lo and behold.
There's the spray in his closet, under a towel.
And what else?
Oh, cool, THREE pairs of my DIRTY underwear, Dan.
Fucking creepy ass shitbag.
I put some bleach in his proactive wash.
Fin/
Sorry.
But yeah...
there's another roommate that lives at the shithole I am currently at now.
Dan.
A 17-year old, acne-ridden ugly ass mutant
who steals people's credit cards and throws firecrackers in neighbourly mailboxes.
I am 99.99% sure that he is the one who stole my camera and phone on New Years,
to get a 5 dollar finder's fee for it the next day.
If I had voiced my suspicions before he gave them back,
who knows what he would've done-pawned them or something?
Well.
I'm much more glad I'm moving out now than I was before.
My tattoo got infected, right?
Well I ordered some h2ocean tattoo spray off of ebay to help.
It never came.
I checked it's tracking number and it said it was delivered Monday.
Today is Thursday.
Dan acted a bit weird when I asked him if he had seen the package.
So I broke into his room while he was out with his wigger friends
and...
lo and behold.
There's the spray in his closet, under a towel.
And what else?
Oh, cool, THREE pairs of my DIRTY underwear, Dan.
Fucking creepy ass shitbag.
I put some bleach in his proactive wash.
Fin/
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I am sooo going to jack your shirt!
But for real, put ether in your panties. That way next time he smells them, it will knock him out. Then we he wakes up, you'll be lurking over him, effectively busting him for his panty raid shenanigans. He'll have no choice but to let you kick him in his testicles.