Haiku of the day:
Chicken and rice rules;
It is easy and healthy.
All Angels rejoice.
Chicken and rice rules;
It is easy and healthy.
All Angels rejoice.
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Wow, they got the site back up.
It's amazing how long one day can seem!
It's amazing how long one day can seem!
neakylikeaninja:
...no kidding!!!
I was dying.
I was dying.
cozza:
Ooooh, it was! So damn good!! It was like virgin raspberry pina colado.
Everyone thought my last post was so mean! I thought it was funny.
Oh well, it was like 10 years ago anyway. :shrug:
Oh well, it was like 10 years ago anyway. :shrug:
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ontothenext:
Funny in a mean way. Still Good.
malenka:
I don't think it's mean.
Well, maybe a little.
But if you're mean, I'm horrible.
But that's been said before.
Well, maybe a little.
But if you're mean, I'm horrible.
But that's been said before.
Today I will let you in on an inside joke.
When my friend and I were younger, when AOL was the big thing and the world wide web was brand new...
We used to dick around online and go in chat rooms and stuff.
We were looking at the AOL personals which were free at the time, and found this girl's profile.
"Hi my name...
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When my friend and I were younger, when AOL was the big thing and the world wide web was brand new...
We used to dick around online and go in chat rooms and stuff.
We were looking at the AOL personals which were free at the time, and found this girl's profile.
"Hi my name...
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ontothenext:
Aww that poor girl!!! You prob ruined her dreams of selling sex online. 
malenka:
Yeah, you too. Congrats.
hahahahhahahahhahahahahaaa
hahahahhahahahhahahahahaaa
Today I present some crazy ass videos! Our theme today is... "Bugs are weird, man."
Here's a video of this really freaky caterpillar that looks like a dog in a costume.
And in reply to it... a video clip of this really stoned guy talking about bugs and how weird they are.
Last but not least, a crazy ass Japanese commercial featuring father and son...
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Here's a video of this really freaky caterpillar that looks like a dog in a costume.
And in reply to it... a video clip of this really stoned guy talking about bugs and how weird they are.
Last but not least, a crazy ass Japanese commercial featuring father and son...
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ontothenext:
Maya The Hellcat in the Sack is her new pen name.
ontothenext:
The nipple has returned to its home.
Today I present to you a tale of woe, heartbreak, disappointment and misery.
The scene begins.
I awoke a little more early than I would have liked. I quickly showered and got dressed, prepared to go to work. I called my customers to make sure I was needed, and found that I had to postpone the appointment until tomorrow. I was slightly disappointed, but at...
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The scene begins.
I awoke a little more early than I would have liked. I quickly showered and got dressed, prepared to go to work. I called my customers to make sure I was needed, and found that I had to postpone the appointment until tomorrow. I was slightly disappointed, but at...
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ontothenext:
hahaha yeah yeah...you saw my boob... AND YOU LOVED IT! 
thanks...i like the tattoo... and i think they convinced me to get my nipple pierced as well...
come get your sandwich! its a little stale since i made it a few days ago but i think its still good.
thanks...i like the tattoo... and i think they convinced me to get my nipple pierced as well...
come get your sandwich! its a little stale since i made it a few days ago but i think its still good.
malenka:
Yeah, that's my ex. He just got a new phone. 
Well my birthday weekend is over. Thank you to everyone who wished me a happy birthday!
I was dreading the big Two Eight... well not so much dreading it, but kind of begrudgingly accepting it. Kinda like when you miss your exit on a highway, and you have no choice but to keep driving and driving in the wrong direction.
Not that I feel I've...
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I was dreading the big Two Eight... well not so much dreading it, but kind of begrudgingly accepting it. Kinda like when you miss your exit on a highway, and you have no choice but to keep driving and driving in the wrong direction.
Not that I feel I've...
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rowanmayfair:
I'm so glad you had a great bday. Damn I wish I were 28 again! I know the feeling of being able to look back & see how far you've come & its one of the best feelings in the world. Let me know what you thought of Clerks 2. I'm a big Kevin Smith fan. I think I might go see it this weekend since you didnt invite me to see it tonight lol jk xoxo
ontothenext:
glad you had a good one!!! yeah good luck with your pool!
im going to school for Radio/TV/Film and Biology
im going to school for Radio/TV/Film and Biology
A Tale of Genius*.
*Hereafter, the word genius shall be used in a sarcastic manner.
Life is a comedy of errors for me sometimes. Take our pool for instance. Some of you may remember that I've mentioned my pool drama in passing a few times. There are a few pics of it too. Let me tell you the whole story up until today...
We moved...
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*Hereafter, the word genius shall be used in a sarcastic manner.
Life is a comedy of errors for me sometimes. Take our pool for instance. Some of you may remember that I've mentioned my pool drama in passing a few times. There are a few pics of it too. Let me tell you the whole story up until today...
We moved...
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ontothenext:
hey at least you're trying!
http://www.addictinggames.com/bonelessgirl.html
This is so damn weird.
http://fallingsandgame.com/sand/hell1.html
This is... addicting.
This is so damn weird.
http://fallingsandgame.com/sand/hell1.html
This is... addicting.
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rowanmayfair:
That boneless chick is to funny!
la_salvezza:
I donno what the hell you were supposed to do with the second one LOL I just randomly pushed buttons *shrug* but still played with it for a good ten mins
Article of the day!
"ferocious housecat frightens unfortunate bear"
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060610/ap_on_fe_st/cat_scares_bear_9;_ylt=Al2u0cpOMQJ2JgufaIhfrsVsaMYA;_ylu=X3oDMTA5bGVna3NhBHNlYwNzc3JlbA--
Jack, a 15-pound orange-and-white cat, cat sits under a treed black bear in a backyard in West Milford, N.J., Sunday, June 4, 2006. When the bear climbed down, the cat chased it up another nearby tree. Neighbor Suzanne Giovanetti thought Jack was simply looking up at the bear, but soon realized the much larger animal...
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"ferocious housecat frightens unfortunate bear"
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060610/ap_on_fe_st/cat_scares_bear_9;_ylt=Al2u0cpOMQJ2JgufaIhfrsVsaMYA;_ylu=X3oDMTA5bGVna3NhBHNlYwNzc3JlbA--
Jack, a 15-pound orange-and-white cat, cat sits under a treed black bear in a backyard in West Milford, N.J., Sunday, June 4, 2006. When the bear climbed down, the cat chased it up another nearby tree. Neighbor Suzanne Giovanetti thought Jack was simply looking up at the bear, but soon realized the much larger animal...
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kealli:
i love that clip!
malenka:
I had to do it.
the yellow thing is corn. i always add stuff to ramen.
the yellow thing is corn. i always add stuff to ramen.
Aye, it was nice meeting you. Hopefully even after moving back to V to the A I will be able to make it to a good number of SG Philly/ Melanie parties.'
Want a haiku?
Food poisoning sucks,
as do badly aching teeth,
but you do not suck.
Why can't Darwinism visit me more often? ...le sigh.