Wow. Thanks guys. 
I just re-read my entry about my date. I wanna save it! Moving right along...
Here's two updates in one.
SATURDAY
Worked a double shift from 11:30 am to 11:30 pm. Ran back and forth constantly, and only had 30 minutes to sit and eat lunch. By the end of the night I was so tired and hopped up on caffeine that I was out of my frikkin mind. A couple of my last tables left me shittyish tips not because my service was bad, but because I was acting crazy. Talking fast, repeating myself and constantly asking if they needed refills and stuff. I know it's annoying... but the night was starting to slow down and I wasn't. It's hard to stay sane in my line of work... when I finally came down my last table hooked me up pretty well so the night worked out all right for me.
Oh, except for the part when my jittery self spilled a giant tray full of empty salad plates. They shattered, nay, EXPLODED all over the place. The shrapnel landed under tables that weren't even remotely near where I was standing. I'm glad nobody got hurt. One kid started laughing and clapping, and I shot him the look of death. He turned white and shut up. LOL I was not in the mood for that crap.
So when I got home, I took a nice loooooong hot bath. That was so relaxing...
SUNDAY
Just got back from my buddy Matt's bday party, and christmahannukwanzaahalloweastergivingday party. Basically all the holidays he missed while he was away in the AF for the last 6 months. We had thanksgiving dinner, a costume party, and presents, and candy and stuff. I won second prize for my darth vader costume. (I got the new voice changer mask, it looks just like his helmet) The first prize winner was a death knight costume; my pal Rick had a suit of actual leather armor and a cool zombie mask. The prizes were a flannel hat(LOL) and a model plane. Dollar stores rock!
Oh yeah, a funny little story...
At one point our friend Tom showed up with no costume. I wasn't wearing mine at the time, and we were all like "Tom, what are you supposed to be?"
He was wearing a t-shirt with a star wars stormtrooper helmet pictured on the front. So he said he was an off-duty stormtrooper.
Knowing he was unaware of what my costume was, I said "Dude, if Vader shows up, you are in deep shit."
He was like "Man, Vader won't show up here. I ain't afraid of him!"
SO, he goes to the store for a minute for green tea and napkins or something. I throw on my Vader gear real quick. As he comes into the house, I start breathing ominously until he notices me and damn near jumps out of his skin!
I then shout, using the voice changer...
"Private Tom! What are you doing away from your post?! You are supposed to be guarding the new DeathStar! Your lack of obediance is disturbing."
I then pretended to give him the psychic choke, like Vader does to his admirals, and he acted out choking to death and everything. It was awesome.
I just re-read my entry about my date. I wanna save it! Moving right along...
Here's two updates in one.
SATURDAY
Worked a double shift from 11:30 am to 11:30 pm. Ran back and forth constantly, and only had 30 minutes to sit and eat lunch. By the end of the night I was so tired and hopped up on caffeine that I was out of my frikkin mind. A couple of my last tables left me shittyish tips not because my service was bad, but because I was acting crazy. Talking fast, repeating myself and constantly asking if they needed refills and stuff. I know it's annoying... but the night was starting to slow down and I wasn't. It's hard to stay sane in my line of work... when I finally came down my last table hooked me up pretty well so the night worked out all right for me.
Oh, except for the part when my jittery self spilled a giant tray full of empty salad plates. They shattered, nay, EXPLODED all over the place. The shrapnel landed under tables that weren't even remotely near where I was standing. I'm glad nobody got hurt. One kid started laughing and clapping, and I shot him the look of death. He turned white and shut up. LOL I was not in the mood for that crap.
So when I got home, I took a nice loooooong hot bath. That was so relaxing...
SUNDAY
Just got back from my buddy Matt's bday party, and christmahannukwanzaahalloweastergivingday party. Basically all the holidays he missed while he was away in the AF for the last 6 months. We had thanksgiving dinner, a costume party, and presents, and candy and stuff. I won second prize for my darth vader costume. (I got the new voice changer mask, it looks just like his helmet) The first prize winner was a death knight costume; my pal Rick had a suit of actual leather armor and a cool zombie mask. The prizes were a flannel hat(LOL) and a model plane. Dollar stores rock!
Oh yeah, a funny little story...
At one point our friend Tom showed up with no costume. I wasn't wearing mine at the time, and we were all like "Tom, what are you supposed to be?"
He was wearing a t-shirt with a star wars stormtrooper helmet pictured on the front. So he said he was an off-duty stormtrooper.
Knowing he was unaware of what my costume was, I said "Dude, if Vader shows up, you are in deep shit."
He was like "Man, Vader won't show up here. I ain't afraid of him!"
SO, he goes to the store for a minute for green tea and napkins or something. I throw on my Vader gear real quick. As he comes into the house, I start breathing ominously until he notices me and damn near jumps out of his skin!
I then shout, using the voice changer...
"Private Tom! What are you doing away from your post?! You are supposed to be guarding the new DeathStar! Your lack of obediance is disturbing."
I then pretended to give him the psychic choke, like Vader does to his admirals, and he acted out choking to death and everything. It was awesome.
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Had MORE food today in training, red wines instead of white, black tie mousse cake... (yum!!) Will have MORE food tomorrow. All the food is almost too much. After eating Ramen and 33 cent burritos for so long, real food is almost weird. And I was SO happy... I lost ten pounds since I took that Hopefuls set, and eating all this food, I'm gonna gain it all back in three days!! Ugh!!!!
SOs are for venting. I listen to my b/f bitch, he listens to me, that's what it's all about. I'm sure your g/f doesn't mind, she probly loves being able to be there for you., After all, any girl who drives a Camaro and brings ya chocolate on a date has GOT to be cool
So, you're looking for work? What are you lookin for?
Hope you're good!!!!
Im sure your friend Matt really appreciated the whole sha-bang!
Thanks for the welcome back note!
Nite!