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thejuanupsman

Minneapolis, MN.

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Wednesday Mar 27, 2013

Mar 27, 2013
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I don't normally do these kind of things but I was bored. Blame former SG member Runk, whose interesting and amusing answers inspired me to share far more than most of you would ever want to know. I apologize in advance for my more pedestrian responses.

1. What color is your toothbrush?
Kind of a teal.

2. Name one person who made you smile today:
My cat Ozzy made me smile many times. Does he count as a person?

3. What were you doing at 8 am this morning?
Cleaning the basement.

4. What were you doing 45 minutes ago?
Playing poker.

5. What is your favorite candy bar?
Pearsons Sea salt & Caramel Nut Goodie

6. Have you ever bit your toenails?
Nope. I was never able to reach them

7. What is the last thing you said aloud?
"That woman is going to steal his baby"

8. What is your favorite ice cream?
Spumoni.

9. What was the last thing you had to drink?
Diet coke.

10. Do you like your wallet?
I don't own a wallet.

11. What was the last thing you ate?
Steak & carrot stir fry with white rice.

12. Have you bought any new clothing items this week?
Nope

13. The last sporting event you watched?
I think I may have watched part of the last Wimbledon.

14. What is your favorite flavor of popcorn?
Vic's Kettlecorn

15. Who is the last person you sent a text message to?
I don't text.

16. Ever go camping?
Rarely. I have nothing against it but there aren't many people I know who do if often so I rarely do it.

17. Do you take vitamins daily?
Yes. I actually have several serious vitamin deficiencies so I have to take them.

18. Do you go to church every Sunday?
Not even close.

19. Do you have a tan?
No, I'll probably get one this summer, just because of my choice in transportation, but it's not something I seek out. Just can't be bothered to use sun screen.

20. Do you prefer Chinese food over pizza?
I like them about the same. I'd take Korean or Vietnamese food over pizza any day though. Pho, Bulgogi, Mandu and Vietnamese egg rolls would be my ideal last meal.

21. Do you drink your COKE with a straw?
Diet coke, no straw, by the 2 liter preferably.

22. What did your last text message say?
I don't text.

23. What are you doing tomorrow?
I have a couple of interviews lined up.

25. Look to your left, what do you see?
Blinds, I can see a little bit of the snow outside.

26. What color is your watch?
I don't have a watch.

27. What do you think of when you hear Australia?
Vegemite

29. Do you go in at a fast food place or just hit the drive thru?
They won't let me use the drive through. Fascists.

30. What is your favorite number?
9. That was the age I remember being the happiest.

31. Who's the last person you talked to on the phone?
Customer Serice rep at UAC.

32. Any plans today?
Poker for another hour then going to bed.

33. How many states have you lived in?
Just Minnesota.

34. Biggest annoyance right now?

My wife is talking to my niece on the phone and she is extremely loud. I'm trying to watch TV dammit. mad

35. Last song listened to?
Itis - Me is all I know how to do

36. Can you say the alphabet backwards?
Sure

37. Do you have a maid service clean your house?
Nope

38. Favorite pair of shoes you wear all the time
A pair of Brahma boots. Although anytime I can be barefoot I try to be.

39. Are you jealous of anyone?
Occasionally

40. Is anyone jealous of you?
God, I hope not.

41. Do you love anyone?
Contrary to popular belief I love a lot of people. I even like some of them.

42. Do any of your friends have children?
Most of them.

43. What do you usually do during the day? Right now I get up, clean a little, play some poker, look for a new job and them make dinner. Try to squeeze in a bike ride or two when I can.

44. Do you hate anyone that you know right now?
I wish I could say no. On an intellectual level I agree with Runk, who said life is too short to hate, but on a more visceral level I have not been able to let go of that base emotion. But I'm trying. Hard.

45. Do you use the word 'hello' daily?
Only when I am working.

46. What color is your car?
I suppose that technically I own a red van, but the two vehicles I actually use, my bikes, are blue.

47. Do you like cats?

I love cats. I've had cats most of my life and I can't imagine living life without them.

48. Are you thinking about someone right now?
Not really.

49. Have you ever been to Six Flags?
Nope, closest I've come is Valleyfair.

50. Surgery

P.S

I just want to thank those of you who expressed their concern and well wishes for my wife. I am happy to report that her surgery went really well and that she is recovering. Hopefully she will be getting the neck brace off in a few weeks.
VIEW 3 of 3 COMMENTS
sarcasticmenace:
Thank you so much for your lovely, kind words.
Apr 3, 2013
walker:
I thought about asking for a hug the other day but passed as I thought i might lose my composure.


I haven't seen one of these lists in a very long time.

Who the hell can afford a maid service anymore?
Apr 5, 2013

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