magneticflux:
pretty straightforward, but I like it nonetheless
chai:
thanks for the nice comment on my set! 
So this guy has a problem and goes to the doctor and says "Doc. .. I can't get it up no matter what I do"
Doctor looks at him and says "Ahhhh...yes. . .you've caused muscle damage by jerking off to much. But we have something that may help. See. . .we take the muscles from a baby elephant trunk and wrap them around the...
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Doctor looks at him and says "Ahhhh...yes. . .you've caused muscle damage by jerking off to much. But we have something that may help. See. . .we take the muscles from a baby elephant trunk and wrap them around the...
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madison:
that joke is so amazingly wrong!!!
ash:
dude .. that joke is so sick!! But I laughed, which .. I think that was the whole point.
and thank you for sharing that story with me .. it was amazing! Ive had a few of those moments before, theyre so awesome and rare. But ... theres something awesome abt knowing that the moment was specifically for YOU.
and thank you for sharing that story with me .. it was amazing! Ive had a few of those moments before, theyre so awesome and rare. But ... theres something awesome abt knowing that the moment was specifically for YOU.
OK. . .I have figured something out. . . it is impossible. . . .no matter how hard you try and no matter what you do. . .it is Impossible for a guy to look cool while shaving his balls. And just in case you do think you look cool or sexy doing it. . .let someone walk in on you unaware and see the...
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artsaves1228:
hey, u like doubling ur posts dont ya?!!!!!!!! 
i must be stupid, but i dont know what sequential art is 
ahh squirrels are cute, until they bite
i must be stupid, but i dont know what sequential art is
ahh squirrels are cute, until they bite
ash:
hey, at least you actually SHAVE them!! I wish more men did. Or at LEAST my own!
"its TOO itchy ... waaah"
pfffft.
and thanks for the offer, but I believe those canvas's would be a little too small. plus, I need them stretched
"its TOO itchy ... waaah"
pfffft.
and thanks for the offer, but I believe those canvas's would be a little too small. plus, I need them stretched
This is a public service announcement. . . . Guys. . .when your girlfriend says "Don't worry honey. . .size doesn't matter" she's not telling you the whole truth.
It's like when you are out with friends and someone brings crappy beer and you say "Hey. . . it's beer and that's all that matters" but. . .it's not all that matters. You'll make do...
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It's like when you are out with friends and someone brings crappy beer and you say "Hey. . . it's beer and that's all that matters" but. . .it's not all that matters. You'll make do...
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nic:
Thanks for commenting on my set!
ash:
hey man ... UPDATE!! Or else ... Ill cry. or whats worse .. I wont have anything clever to say in your journal
It is with a tiny whisper not a clash of arms
Nor screams nor cries nor trumpets
That all things end in forgotten silence
Unremarked, unremembered, and unrequited
Not in brilliant daylight nor dark of night
But between in the undecided twilight
Things slip from hand and slip from heart
Silently tumbling . . . tumbling away
It is in this silent ballet of loss...
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Nor screams nor cries nor trumpets
That all things end in forgotten silence
Unremarked, unremembered, and unrequited
Not in brilliant daylight nor dark of night
But between in the undecided twilight
Things slip from hand and slip from heart
Silently tumbling . . . tumbling away
It is in this silent ballet of loss...
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madison:
awesome joke!!!!
artsaves1228:
thank u! thats ok, i delete those other comments! it happens to me too!! lol!! 