theburningred

Spank me, i've been soooo bad...

i don't update...i'm a lazy bitch.

but i'm still in my cave. and there is where i dwell. i got bitched at for causing a virus, so i don't get on during office hours.

this week has been crazy
i've got pics soon (i promise)

whiteiris and i got crunked...lol i'm crunked as i type this. happy hour yet again. i gotta stop this. by the time this week is over i'll have made it mon, tues, and fri. what the hell ever happened to restraint? Ryan, why are u soo damn cute? Why do u show up with bags in hand, when i'm trying to avoid u? u say u live in an airport, chasing dreams of the ideal life you have built for yourself, but i don't dip baby...and now look at us, wanting to go against everything yes i'll call you a virgin to the experience, but u enjoy that card....act like nothing- why oh why? damn u and all your kind.

bah

so here's the quick weekend update. for those that care, for those that don't suck my u know where., cuz

thursday, papa roach was insane. i know i say this about all shows but i really mean it. i got tossed up and my boy Drew had my back. And this is why i love him. Absolutely gorgeous, and if i was his girl i'd be soooooooo fucking good, but i'm not and he's still the man of my dreams (when i sleep upside down with my back against the wall) i was told later on that i killed him, and that he'll never go out drinking with me. any trouble i caused u baby, my apologies are sincere, but hey- u knew better! Then there's Dom, with all the tats and piercings and tats for 3 or more, but all i could bring around was me and my friend Cat, u think the bastard would get a fuckin clue!

the weekend details are a blur, i'll just list my top 10 moments....

10-
the back and forth between Rooney's and Jumby Bay only to get nearly arrested for public intoxication...THANK YOU PIGS OF NORTH PALM BEACH!!!!!

9-
asking a plumber if he prefers full commando to underpants....that could make 2, but who's counting?

8-
finding Sarah's tounge in my ear (lol) i love this girl!

7- drunk 4 am phonecall, some people don't get me when i say GODAMMIT! I'M SLEEPING, LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE!

6- Bunky telling me that "big mike" or "big stevo" whatever he can't remember the name of his one time friend, but who cares cuz he's a dumb fuck, god i love funhouse!!!!!

5- AVP tour volleyball madness, bastards don't give up a seat for 3 hot bitches!!! So we lay on the beach and toast our butts! And then the traffic back to deerfield, made us wait 1 1/2 hours so we watched the boys bust out a volleyball on i-95, drive reverse on a one way ramp, and hang out my moon roof.

4- Hector...and ashley red, damn u baby, u are the man, and everybody loves u to pieces, no matter if ur guitar falls out of tune and your face never shows any expression, i've got u on camera. and i'll exploit u to pieces for everyone to love u too! because deep down, no matter what u say, i know that's what u want, spill milk all over me, i'll forgive it a million times over.

3- Tony, from a distance i go nuts. This is like the 8th time i've made your acquaintence, and you get hotter and hotter- one day i'll work up the courage to tell ya how i feel....otherwise i'll just see you every week like we always do and we can pretend you don't check me out and i don't check you out.

2- a simple note.... hi, i'm sarah, i'm in town for the weekend....

1- diane's ass all over Rooney's, for all to see. i shall post this later...damn this bitch is hot!!!!

and that's that, that's about all i can say. it's about all i remember. it's about all i can type, and until tomorrow...

thanks for reading, thanks for still giving a fuck, don't be greedy!

and if this made any sense i'd be surprised, but it makes sense to me so whateva! g'nite bitches!