theamericanjesus

Another survey because I'm bored.

Someday I'll put a real entry into this.

1. First off, what's your name? Joe
2. What sex are you? Male
3. How old are you? 19
4. What is your sexual orientation? Straight
5. What is your zodiac sign? Leo
6. Are you single? Negatory.
7. What attracts you to the opposite (or in some cases, same) sex? piercings/tattoos, hair, clothing style, similar interests as me, ass. (Brad had it pretty much down except I prefer ass to boobs.)
8. What is your religious background? Agnostic.
9. Are you a virgin? Nope.
10. If you have gotten some action, why haven't I gotten any? . . . . Die in a fire.
11. Boys: Do you like thick or thin girls? Not TOO thin, but not thick.
12. Girls: Is it the size of the boat or the motion of the ocean? ---
13. Do you have a celebrity crush? Who doesn't?
14. What is your natural hair color? Lightish Brown
15. What color are your eyes? Blue
16. What is your bra/penis size? Like anyone really cares about this.
17. Girls: How big would you want your man's penis to be? ---
18. How old were you when you first had sex? 18
19. If you are a virgin, can you tell me the reason why? ---
20. If you are not a virgin, what were the circumstances for your first time? I was at a party. At my friend's house. In her parents' bed. With a girl that shall remain nameless. We hate each other now.
21. Did you enjoy it? Sure.
22. Approximately how long after your first time did you wait to have sex again? Not very long at all.
23. Do you like sex? (Not only intercourse, other kinds of sex apply.) I live for it.
24. Typically, how much time do you spend engaged in foreplay before having sex with your partner? It depends.
25. Do you masturbate? Yep.
26. If you don't, why not? ---
27. Approximately how many people have you had some form of sex with? Intercourse: 3, Oral: 9 or 10
28. How long do you normally date someone before engaging in any sexual activity with them? Well.. in my 3 intercourse situations, it's happened pretty quickly.
29. Have you ever performed oral sex on someone? You bet.
30. On average, do you enjoy performing oral sex? Definitely.
31. Has anyone ever performed oral sex on you? Yup.
32. On average, do you enjoy receiving oral sex from them? Oh yeah.
33. Do you use birth control (this includes doing so for safe sex reasons as well)? Yes'm.
34. Do you have sex with the lights on or off? Sometimes on, sometimes off.
35. What do you consider to be the wildest/strangest thing you've done or will do sexually? The graveyard was an awesome experience. So will the porno..
36. Where is the wildest/strangest place you've ever had or want to have sex? Had: Graveyard. Want to: Food Court at the mall.
37. What is your favorite position/foreplay? Sex: I'm a fan of all positions.. they depend on the mood. Foreplay: nippleplay, oral, hot wax, etc..
38. Have you ever done sex toys/videos? If not, would you be interested in doing it? Toys: No. Videos: I'll be in one soon.
39. Have you ever done anal sex? If not, would you be interested in doing it? Yes, I have.
40. Have you ever done phone sex? If not, would you be interested in doing it? Once or twice.
41. Have you ever done cyber sex? If not, would you be interested in doing it? When I was like, 14.
42. Have you ever done group sex? If not, would you be interested in doing it? Nope, and threesomes seem neat. As long as it's with another girl... I'd kill the other guy if I saw him railing my girlfriend. Well... here's to double standards! ::raises glass::
43. Have you ever done bondage? If not, would you be interested in doing it? Sorta. Does using belts as restraints count?
44. Have you ever had a homosexual encounter? If not, would you be interested in doing it? Nope.
45. Have you ever had an affair? If not, would you be interested in doing it? No.
46. Have you ever done incest? If not, would you be interested in doing it? Uhh, definitely not.
47. How open are your parents about sex? Not very. Then again, I'd rather not know.
48. If you are currently in a relationship, what turns you on about your current partner? Mmmmm, everything.
49. Would you have sex with the person who sent you this quiz? I do not want to have sex with Brad, thank you very much.
50. Do you have any fetishes? I have a few, yes.
51. What is your ultimate sex song(s)? Having sex to brutal hardcore is great.
52. Tell me of the perfect sex scenario: Me, Mari, anohter girl, graveyard/morgue, restraints, hot wax, hitting. Oh boy, I'm getting excited now.
53. Have you ever found someone of the same sex attractive? I'm not afraid to admit when another guy is good looking.
54. What are some of your turn-offs? Close-mindedness, BAD/painful oral, Being really really annoying.
55. Boys: Whats more important, breasts or butt? Butt.
56. Do you enjoy watching your partner masturbating? Hell yes!
57. Would you ever let a third person watch you and your partner perform some form of sex on one another? Sure. It's gonna happen when we do that porn anyway..
58. Do you think sex is better when you are on drugs or drunk? No.
59. Would you ever have sex outdoors? I have.
60. How about on the beach or in the pool? I dunno about the beach thing... sand tends to get everywhere. But sex in the pool is a lot of fun. Especially when other people are in there.
61. In a public place, like a school or restaurant? It's only a matter of time.
62. Girls: Who would you screw - Satan or Jesus? ---
63. Boys: Who would you screw - Mary Kate or Ashley Olsen? If I'm going to jail for having sex with a minor, it'll be Amanda Bynes.
64. Do you think people who change their sexual preference are full of shit? (For example, someone who was gay but then turned straight.) I don't really care.
65. Would you ever do a threesome? Yep!
66. What would be the circumstances of having a threesome? Experimentation.
67. Have you ever orgasmed? On a daily basis.
68. Do you love your body? Occasionally.
69. Last question, was it good for you too? Eat shit.