Well, firstly, I'd like to apologise for not being around lately. I guess I've been hiding away from everybody - Not in a bad way mind you. But after the travelling around like a mad bastard, I've just felt compelled to close the door on the world for a bit and get my breath back. So yes, sorry, but that's how it is at the...
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thequestion:
As a form of music it can be very lively and upbeat, but I think there is always a certain sadness/darkness too it. One day I'll own more than one CD of it and be able to speak with some authority.
thequestion:
How good generally are the rest of the CD swap cds? I'm trusting you to send me ones I'll like. 
Well, let it not be said that I don't listen to you, my most adoring public.You win, SmallChange goes and The_Happy_Pig returns. Although due to past computer breakdowns/reformats, I lost my profile picture, thanks to xBellex for your help in these matters.
so, if anyone doesn't like the picture, the name change or anything else like that, feel free to suck my ample balls.
so,...
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so, if anyone doesn't like the picture, the name change or anything else like that, feel free to suck my ample balls.
so,...
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heckler:
Am I the only one dissapointed with the name changing back.
The happy Pig is cool & all but Small Change is as cool as it gets.
The happy Pig is cool & all but Small Change is as cool as it gets.
sickboyedd:
Sounds like things are looking up. I love Autumn too, especially when it's really cold outside and when you exhale it looks like you've smoked 20 b&h at once and are expelling the fumes like some nicotene dragon.
Well, if anyone ever needs any kind of schooling in drinking to a ludicrous excess and making a complete twat out of themselves, I'm going to be starting lessons.
A question for you all then, borne out of this weekend's drunken prattlings with other members.
People seem to want the happy pig back. Yes? No? Or should I just tell Neil to shut up?
Your...
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A question for you all then, borne out of this weekend's drunken prattlings with other members.
People seem to want the happy pig back. Yes? No? Or should I just tell Neil to shut up?
Your...
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mmm:
I'm beginning to think I really do need lessons in drinking to a ludicrous excess and making a complete twat out of myself. Is your course assessed by a written exam, field trip or course work? 
I vote oink.
I vote oink.
mmm:
Hehehe, you crazy!
Well I've already taken a Vocational Diploma in Friend Alienation, and I've been working as a freelance hermit for a couple of years now. So I think I'll definitely take the paper on 'Sobriety and Regret'.
Just to be clear, the essay should consist of no more than 3 beer watermarks, a small chunk of vomit and some smeared lipstick on a used napkin, right?
Well I've already taken a Vocational Diploma in Friend Alienation, and I've been working as a freelance hermit for a couple of years now. So I think I'll definitely take the paper on 'Sobriety and Regret'.
Just to be clear, the essay should consist of no more than 3 beer watermarks, a small chunk of vomit and some smeared lipstick on a used napkin, right?
Oh dear.
Somehow an Xbox 360 has made it into our house. I've now become a slave to Project Gotham racing.
Are there any support groups out there?
Somehow an Xbox 360 has made it into our house. I've now become a slave to Project Gotham racing.
Are there any support groups out there?
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coldandwet:
Its okay. The change from train to bus coupled with crap weather and shit driver made it more than 2 hrs.
Nice to meet you too.
Nice to meet you too.
pixiebelle:
Yes, TheQuestion did tell me of my foolishness in underestimating your ability to keep drinking after I left.
Worst hangover of his life apparently. I bet TNSU is saying the same today.
Worst hangover of his life apparently. I bet TNSU is saying the same today.
the_happy_pig:
For posting
Well, in head office's infinite wisdom, I had to attend a marketing plan meeting in Blackburn on Thursday. So cue getting up at 4, running around trying to remember what to pack, and the grueling drive up there. One very very boring meeting, with some of the strangest quotes from the marketing department (Buying paint is something of a journey, and we're there to...
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spamtwo:
er, perhaps you shouldn't look at those pics again 
As for revenge, kill, maim, destroy, unless you had something more subtle in mind
As for revenge, kill, maim, destroy, unless you had something more subtle in mind
kit:
Hey! It was nice to meet you too, You all seemed rather subdued this morning! ehe
I survived (Barely). I have just returned home from a hellish train journey, where my body had obviously decided that all it wanted to say to me was 'And what the fuck do you think you've been doing?' and occasionally glare at me. Sweats, shakes, not quite getting to sleep, pains in everything (I really didn't know that even your hair could hurt!!...
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mat8drb:
I went to Hook today for work, so I'm back down to earth. I think my next foreign work trips are Copenhagen and then South Germany. Maybe America inbetween, I'm not sure.
hunkpapa:
Yes, I'd do a sponsored one too; it was a web page about sponsored jumps that gave me the idea, so I think I'd probably do it that way. 10,000 feet, it said! 10,000!
Bleargh.
Anyone who knew me at the start of last year (Which is what? All of 2 people on my friends list?) But that job I was kind of in line for back then has come up again. So yes, another potential job, in the South East this time, not working under the massive cock socket that was in charge of that whole thing...
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Anyone who knew me at the start of last year (Which is what? All of 2 people on my friends list?
) But that job I was kind of in line for back then has come up again. So yes, another potential job, in the South East this time, not working under the massive cock socket that was in charge of that whole thing... Read More
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someoneuk:
It goes something like that, but its just general office work and life that slow the finishing it off at the moment.
We'll have to see what happens about moving, I have next autumn figured out as the time to do it.
We'll have to see what happens about moving, I have next autumn figured out as the time to do it.
mat8drb:
Good to see you briefly last night. Was a bloody grand eveing, if you ask me.
200 miles? That's not too bad. Oh, hang on, we don't have straight roads in this country. Damn.
200 miles? That's not too bad. Oh, hang on, we don't have straight roads in this country. Damn.
So I'd just like to thank everyone for bearing with me at the moment. Sorry I've been a bit of a mess.
So, that job interview has been weighing on me a bit. It seemed to go very well, partly because I have a strange sixth sense that seems to allow me to know exactly what people want to hear. It's a job that doesn't...
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So, that job interview has been weighing on me a bit. It seemed to go very well, partly because I have a strange sixth sense that seems to allow me to know exactly what people want to hear. It's a job that doesn't...
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heavenandhell:
it sucks that you're having to wait so long to hear about the job, i guess the best thing to do is to fill your time up as much as possible. don't ask me "with what" i don't have the answer completely.
take care.
take care.
heckler:
good luck with the job.
no idea what you should go & do. Just don't get rained on with your own .38
I love that damn song
no idea what you should go & do. Just don't get rained on with your own .38
I love that damn song
Old news for people in the Comics and NIN group, but this fills me with quite a lot of excitement!!
Oh my speakers decided to magically repair themselves by the way.
Oh my speakers decided to magically repair themselves by the way.
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sticks:
First festival / big concert I ever went to was Donington - christ, that was 1994! I remember watching Skin, getting piss thrown on me and thinking I was going to get beaten up for hitting someone with a donut by accident. It was great!
Glasto only appeals to me because I've never been, but I'd probably hate it once I got there. Besides if you stay home and watch the highlights then you get to see Adam & Joe ripping the bands!
Glasto only appeals to me because I've never been, but I'd probably hate it once I got there. Besides if you stay home and watch the highlights then you get to see Adam & Joe ripping the bands!
thequestion:
Damnit, why will no one fight crime anymore? If Ant-Man can do it...
I have an interview for a new job today. But not a job I particularly care about, I'll go for it anyway if they offer it to me.
My speakers died last night, and knowing the asshole I am, that'll cost s to get new ones.
I'm supposed to be going to what promises to be the dullest wedding on the planet tonight in Wales....
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My speakers died last night, and knowing the asshole I am, that'll cost s to get new ones.
I'm supposed to be going to what promises to be the dullest wedding on the planet tonight in Wales....
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thequestion:
I hope your OK mate, you've sounded very down recently. I've got my fingers crossed for your job interview. And what's this I hear about guiness cakes? You better be planning to bring some down next time your in London.
Oh and I've done you a testimonial.
Oh and I've done you a testimonial.
spamtwo:
I have nothing useful to say other than my usual sarcasm and pedantry which I'm assuming won't go down to well, but if it will then let me know and I'll be back in a minute
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mat8drb:
A permanent scowl, but a sexy scowl. Well.
Kind of.
Kind of.
thequestion:
Damnit others have beaten me to quoting the theme tune 