terri9

Breed, breed, then move along
Mothers are such whore's


Art Teacher, Art Teacher, please try to save her

Idea for an Art project. My house wrapped, a la claude, with a banner bearing the text, NO DOOR TO DOOR SALES PEOPLE BUT DRUG DEALERS MORE THAN WELCOME (then in smaller text i would also announce that not only do you get paid for the mind devouring skunk, you also get invited in, introduced to the kids, refreshed with Tea and Coffee and also if the delivery takes place on a sunday(god's day of rest.......the day to sit back and relax.......how appropriate) you are also included in devouring one of mum's really yummy(ugghhh) sunday roast's.......how cool is that)!
So roll up roll up and enjoy the fun at New Pasture Lane's very own spliff smoking den.

WARNING doing the above may lead to LUNG CANCER, DEPRESSION, PARANOIA, HALLUCINATION'S, THINKING YOUR REALLY FUNNY AND THAT EVERYONE THINKS YOU ARE REALLY REALLY REALLY FUNNY, YOU WILL BECOME A TOSSER, YOU WILL EAT FOOD THAT IS REALLY BAD FOR YOUR HEALTH (keep cramming it in, martin) AND WILL PROBABLLY LEAD TO A HEART ATTACK OR DIABETES.
IT WILL ALSO LEAD TO A REALLY SHITTY SEX LIFE THAT INCLUDES YOU HAVING, FOR SOME REASON, TO FINISH YOURSELF OFF IN THE TOILET(the walls are thin......I am not a pervert)

IF THE ABOVE WARNING HAS NOT MADE YOU THINK ABOUT....OH I DONT KNOW........TAKING UP CYCLING OR YOGA..........................THEN COME ON IN EVERY SCROUNGER AND WASTER WELCOME

On a more serious not I must also inform you that not only are you wasting and screwing up your own short and pitiful life, you could aswell be destroying or at least seriously affecting the lives of two innocent by-standers, two children who have been born and bred in this establishment, two children who have sat and watched thier own father leave to be replaced by a white trash, townie, scummy Bob Marley deludoid. Two children that have had to inhale the dope filled air. Two children that have had to walk on eggshells when thier step-father has run out of his preffered portion of greens a day. Two children who have been leered at and offered sex by dirty men old enough to know better. Two children who at the end of the day deserved to live in better conditions.
Just two children, well we were.

The problem with living with a dope smoker is that they are permitted to pollute the atmosphere of everyone in the building. But don't you ever dare have feelings or an opinion about it, oh no that sort of thing simply is not allowed, in fact it is complete discrimination against the said dope smoker. It has nothing to do with them if the drug is also affecting you're health, that is you're problem not theirs.

If somebody doesn't start treating me with a little bit of respect something extra is going to start creeping into their stash. See what Cannabis does? I am sat here thinking about maybe slowly poisening someone to death.
But don't panic I am sure we all have murdurous thoughts that we just know we could and would never do.

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MOTHER, RIGHT NOW I DESPISE YOU WITH THE WHOLE OF MY WITHERING, SEEPING HEART. XXX