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Those online critics, theyre a dime a dozen. Everybody with a mouth and a computer.
-Chef Assassin, in Chuck Palahniuks Haunted

I finally finished Crime and Punishment, and I have decided that I am just not very smart. I have no desire to read any more Russian literature, as in my opinion, it was just a very, very long after school special: Johnny kills...
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lucky33:
I love your new avatar photo!

I have no desire to read Russian literature either. I am all for learning and expanding your horizons and all that...but reading should be fun/interesting/soothing/anything but work. It wouldn't be so bad, except it seems all of the 'good' Russian stuff is about 1200 pages long. Geesh.
lucky33:
This is a blend of things found at Walgreens. But the blue was Manic Panic's atomic turquoise. It was really hot outside and Walgreens was closer than the manic panic shop. I get my bleach at a beauty supply store. A packet of powder and a bottle of developer. I paint everything on with a paintbrush all at the same time (after I bleached the top). So I only have to rinse once. So far so good. I get better at it everytime I do it. Purple and white would look great!
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Okay, turn off the joy juice!
-Doctor Bob (Rowlf) to Nurse Piggy on Veterinarians Hospital skit (Muppet Show) after inhaling a copious amount of anesthesia prior to performing surgery

Wow! I like the new SG website background. Very funky. I think my membership expires in a few days, and Im wondering if SG will send me a notice on how to update that or if...
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bonfirecollapse:
ok i'll be the first to take the musical quiz.....

1. i have 6 dave matthews albums and 2 phish albums. (this isn't going into my tapes and all my glam rock)
2. illcommunication by the beastie boys.
3. anything by poison.
4. some song on the play tape at work last night.
5. i'd like to see mark knopfler in concerrt
6. ditto on geddy lee.
7. mike patton, chan marshal from cat power or jennifer charles from ellysian fields
8. muhna muhna (i used to have the theme to inspector gadget)
9. kid606
10. the roots
11. something by tool.....hooker with a penis maybe?
12. i can't mention it here or it'll be stuck in my head again.
zode:
Be careful I think it is a trap...
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Okay. The week from hell. Where to begin.

Disclaimer: This is only ONE week in countless many that are NOT hellish. That being said, anyone who is considering a career teaching in an under-funded urban school should skip this entry.

Ill start this off by telling you that I had a breakdown at work today. Somehow I ended up in the back room of the...
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zode:
I Love a Nice Nap...
bonfirecollapse:
i just found this picture and died laughing. hopefully it won't get cut off.



dammit it does. well the rest of that word is masturbate. hahahaha.
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After work, I waited a half hour in the blazing sun to get my car inspected for the state today. Not only was the process annoying due to the intense heat, but I had a bizarre encounter with one of the service station men, who is now on my Americas Most Sketchy list. I paid for the inspection with my debit card, which doubles as...
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bonfirecollapse:
so should i get one of these for hunter for his birthday?

[Edited on Jun 05, 2006 12:30AM]
bonfirecollapse:
this is one of the sidewalk chalk drawings by that guy that i was trying to tell you about last weekend.
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Well, I shall be returning to work after an extended stay at home with the mystery illness. Im sure it was the flu, but I couldnt stay awake long enough to go to my doctor to confirm it. After multiple days of wearing two sweatshirts and burrowing under an electric blanket, I have finally opened the shades (and windows) and have my voice back. In...
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bonfirecollapse:
yay!!! the quarantine at casa de terrakotta has been lifted. can't wait to be seeing you again. and now for somethings to chear you up a little.




ps. what do you mean hal sparks has left the building? i can still see him on here.

[Edited on May 26, 2006 2:47AM]
lucky33:
#9 made me giggle. I think it may be possible! I love that stuff, mmm grape!

Hope you feel better.
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You look like a perfect fit
For a girl in need of a tourniquet
cause I can tell you know what its like
The long farewell of the hunger strike
But can you save me
From the ranks of the freaks
Who suspect they could never love anyone

-Aimee Mann, Save Me

Ive managed to loosen the duct tape and have climbed out of the...
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samyouwell:
cheers doll... i have to learn the theme tune now i think! frown
artrob:
Been out of site too eh?

Fortunately, I have been working inside on other projects for them. I'm remodeling the bathrooms as well. They are actually stunning with granite and stainless vanities, and nice stainless partitions with laminated panels.

I bought some sun screen about two weeks ago too... frown

what about Hong Kong Fooie! bok
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We'll say we didn't know, we didn't even try
one minute there was road beneath us, the next just sky
We can't fight gravity on a planet that insists
that love is like falling and falling is like this

-Ani DiFranco, Falling is Like This

Okay it just took me 20 f*cking minutes to boot up my Suicide Girls update page. I think the web...
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zode:
Hasnt that computer room warmed up yet???
jaytan:
Please return the sugar already!!! EL SUICIDO LOCO
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Okay. Im feeling a little confused about my feelings right now and I just need a place to vent.

As I mentioned in my last journal entry, my friendship with Jen has been on the rocks for a few weeks, thanks to her girlfriend, who I will call the puppet master-slash-body-snatcher, since she has turned Jen into a pod person with no brain nor life...
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jakeypooh:
Hey there - hadn't talked to ya in a while and thought i'd say hello! I'm about to go celebrate some birthday goodness, but i'll have a drink for ya - and hope things are going well! toodles! wink
scarletlotussoul:
Sweets;

what did you end up deciding about your friend?

--Lo--
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Now the reason were here as man and woman
Is to love each other, take care of each other
Now look at the people in the streets, in the bars
We are all of us in the gutter
But some of us are looking at the stars

-The Pretenders, Message of Love

I have changed my profile pic once again, but at least this time...
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bonfirecollapse:
i like the new picture. but what are you leaning towards?
kiss kiss
scarletlotussoul:
Just for you...



--Lo--
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Hello to all, and to all a good night. I dedicate this entry to the amazing bonfirecollapse, who basically scraped my drunken, vomiting puke ass-clown self blush off the floor this weekend after TK here had a little too many. Do not attempt this at home, kids! Here is a forward I received that I found sickly appropriate... tongue

Do you have feelings of inadequacy? Do you...
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blackjackflint:
hehe.

sweet. sounds like a fun weekend. Tequila is the devil. But maybe the only hard alcohol I can still drink. maybe.

be well
scarletlotussoul:
Wow... It's been a long time! Tequilla. Like the bad influence friend. It always seems like a good idea....well, you know.
--Lo--