You know you're tired when you can't even bring yourself to masturbate. Granted, I did get some good sex last night, but still... Scientists say I should clean the pipes 5 times a week to reduce my chances of prostate cancer. What married couple do YOU know has sex 5 nights a week.
Man, time really drags when you're counting down the days. I'm ready for Arizona! Well, I'm ready for the break in my daily routine anyway.
A good friend in Washington has convinced me. I need to get my ass back to school and learn a new career. Preferably one that allows me to work from home, in my boxers. Ahhh, the good life!
Will you be my belated valentine?
Man, time really drags when you're counting down the days. I'm ready for Arizona! Well, I'm ready for the break in my daily routine anyway.
A good friend in Washington has convinced me. I need to get my ass back to school and learn a new career. Preferably one that allows me to work from home, in my boxers. Ahhh, the good life!
Will you be my belated valentine?