20 Random shits about the ME
1. My mother was going to name me either Madeline or Grace, but instead i got dubbed with the name Autry
2. the quadratic formula excites me
3. i have a thing for men with mechanical hands
4. Sleater Kinney made me start smoking and i HATE them. amongst other reasons... it's personal...
5. I have a sister that lives in NYC and is often in the magazines, i also have an insane brother that scares me.
6. lexbian porn does NOTHING for me (almost always)
7. I want to have the most beautiful wedding with rose pedals everywhere and a carriage to leave in
8. i watched my sister die and get brought back to life from alcohol poisoning when i was 3. (number one reason drinking scares me)
9. i thought i was peter pan growing up....and still do at times
10. i think the only way i'll probably get through life without becoming homeless or some lazy asshole is if i get famous somehow.
11. i'm in highschool and college right now.
12. i'm making a coffee table book (which will hopefully put me on the map)
13. i refused to believe that i was a girl until i was 10.
14. i have a problem with falling in love with girls that live waaaaay too far away from me
15. i came out of the closet to my mom when i was 11 and her reply was "i thought so." and she just walked away.
16. i got scarlet fever when i was in finland
17. i could live without sex for the rest of my life if i had to
18. my favorite place to write is in the dirt
19. I'm always singing
20. when i meet other girls that say their name is tank girl i fill up with rage and cuss them out and offer them to a boxing match
THAT WAS HARD! PUKE!
now i'm slightly uncovered
1. My mother was going to name me either Madeline or Grace, but instead i got dubbed with the name Autry
2. the quadratic formula excites me
3. i have a thing for men with mechanical hands
4. Sleater Kinney made me start smoking and i HATE them. amongst other reasons... it's personal...
5. I have a sister that lives in NYC and is often in the magazines, i also have an insane brother that scares me.
6. lexbian porn does NOTHING for me (almost always)
7. I want to have the most beautiful wedding with rose pedals everywhere and a carriage to leave in
8. i watched my sister die and get brought back to life from alcohol poisoning when i was 3. (number one reason drinking scares me)
9. i thought i was peter pan growing up....and still do at times
10. i think the only way i'll probably get through life without becoming homeless or some lazy asshole is if i get famous somehow.
11. i'm in highschool and college right now.
12. i'm making a coffee table book (which will hopefully put me on the map)
13. i refused to believe that i was a girl until i was 10.
14. i have a problem with falling in love with girls that live waaaaay too far away from me
15. i came out of the closet to my mom when i was 11 and her reply was "i thought so." and she just walked away.
16. i got scarlet fever when i was in finland
17. i could live without sex for the rest of my life if i had to
18. my favorite place to write is in the dirt
19. I'm always singing
20. when i meet other girls that say their name is tank girl i fill up with rage and cuss them out and offer them to a boxing match
THAT WAS HARD! PUKE!
now i'm slightly uncovered
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tried to shit but only farted
then one day I took a chance
tried to fart and shit my pants