tankboi

i feel like i have been through a war. slap-fights, tazer play, wipe-out on the ZooBomb,bike derby madness, bridge climbing until my hands bleed, and then i get my wisdom teeh yanked what a fucking week.
my dog is some kind of vampire fiend, he knocked over my drash can and devoured all the bloody gauze he could find. yuck

i dust gawt my wesdum teef veemobbed, now i tawk wike disss. and i bweed pwofuuslly fwom my mout.
howway!

i dust gawt my wesdum teef veemobbed, now i tawk wike disss.

Fuck this crap.

yesterday fuckin rocked, firsy day of graveyard: gettin my drink on in the arternoon shade, an old friend stops by just as i am heading out the door so i stay and chat for a while. too late to drive the plunker, so i hop on the bike and jet onto the interstate, gunning though traffic heading toward the oh so purple mountains i scrape...
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while it is a known fact that him is moo,
it is now apparent that woe is him.

what the new? i'm going back to graveyard shift for a bit, but it's all good. maby i will finally finish all my home projects.
well i gots nothin important to say, so i will turn you over to the best journal entry i have read in quite some time: Kalischild

i'm in a great mood today, despite all the liquor i consumed last night. i'm really starting to enjoy this whole being single thing, i get to suck face with whoever i want its fun!
today i gots to go check out 'the bins" get my mini working and zoobombable, i'm gona hit the clothing extanges, and get some sushi in me. i might even...
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Swoon!
that is all.

Moobomb!