"How I Spent My Saturday at Taschen's Sale"
Dear Taschen Books,
I have been an admirer of your creative and intriguing publications for some time now. I easily own dozens of your books, and as a book collector, you have always been one of my favorite publishers. This is why I was delighted to receive your postcard advertising a warehouse sale at your Beverly Hills...
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Dear Taschen Books,
I have been an admirer of your creative and intriguing publications for some time now. I easily own dozens of your books, and as a book collector, you have always been one of my favorite publishers. This is why I was delighted to receive your postcard advertising a warehouse sale at your Beverly Hills...
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To my most magical nonexistent lover,
You hovered over me in my preteen dreams, silent and cloaked in a long black coat, feeding me scenes of evening excitement. You never said a word to me - we would talk without speaking, you knowing me inherently, it seemed. On family trips you were my travel partner, and whatever I experienced, I pretended it was with you....
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You hovered over me in my preteen dreams, silent and cloaked in a long black coat, feeding me scenes of evening excitement. You never said a word to me - we would talk without speaking, you knowing me inherently, it seemed. On family trips you were my travel partner, and whatever I experienced, I pretended it was with you....
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beelzarob:
Dead Thai dogs?
mmmmm. That makes me hungry.
So spicy those labs.
I hope I can here more of your rants..errr"writings"
before I exit here.
xxxooo Rob
mmmmm. That makes me hungry.
So spicy those labs.
I hope I can here more of your rants..errr"writings"
before I exit here.
xxxooo Rob
cest_la_mae:
Sweetness, thanks for checking up on me.
I'd like to update but I have too much to say.
Is that you with the lovely locks ?
rawr...
I'd like to update but I have too much to say.
Is that you with the lovely locks ?
rawr...
It appears Burbank has written me back:
Burbank, you hamlet of cultural drought
Youre filled with lies and traffic,
you gross me out.
Daily I choke on your chalky air,
Im sickened by your quilted metal wagon-spawned food.
Theres beauty in industry, but not in you.
Dear Tanja,
Frankly, I'm hurt.
I really wish you would have come to me first before plastering this all...
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Burbank, you hamlet of cultural drought
Youre filled with lies and traffic,
you gross me out.
Daily I choke on your chalky air,
Im sickened by your quilted metal wagon-spawned food.
Theres beauty in industry, but not in you.
Dear Tanja,
Frankly, I'm hurt.
I really wish you would have come to me first before plastering this all...
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mcates:
hot new pic!
yushi:
Ah but you have the complete opposite to grey and dreery looking... 
Yesterday evening at the movie theater, watching a lost classic starring Carole Lombard, I had the misfortune of sitting uncomfortably close to the Most Flatulent Man ever. He wore a dreadful toupee, and burped and farted throughout.
I very nearly leaned over to ask, "Excuse me, sir, could you please stop farting?" But I couldn't summon the courage. What does Emily Post say regarding such...
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I very nearly leaned over to ask, "Excuse me, sir, could you please stop farting?" But I couldn't summon the courage. What does Emily Post say regarding such...
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jj_r0x0rz:
eeeeewww
shard:
Why not just move somewhere out of the line of fire?
Burbank, you hamlet of cultural drought
Youre filled with lies and traffic,
you gross me out.
Daily I choke on your chalky air,
Im sickened by your quilted metal wagon-spawned food.
Theres beauty in industry, but not in you.
Youre filled with lies and traffic,
you gross me out.
Daily I choke on your chalky air,
Im sickened by your quilted metal wagon-spawned food.
Theres beauty in industry, but not in you.
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auralpleasure:
can you do anything on a trapeeze?
auralpleasure:
sweet. I fooled around a bit on the trapeeze at Club Med. It was fun!
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yushi:
Hmmmm... that looks interesting. A little bloody cold but interesting.
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[Edited on Jan 09, 2006 7:47PM]
chris_sick:
you lose one very carefully, it requires a lot of planning and delbiration and occaional violence. Or the threat thereof.
Like that.
Like that.
I saw Breakfast on Pluto alone last night. It was awful.
The movie, and seeing it alone.
Stags and hens belong together
and I wanted to think that so did we.
I always wanted to be
your blue dragonfly wings.
I always wanted to make your heart leap.
So I'll wear your ring to remind me
never to fall in love lightly or blindly.
I'll...
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The movie, and seeing it alone.
Stags and hens belong together
and I wanted to think that so did we.
I always wanted to be
your blue dragonfly wings.
I always wanted to make your heart leap.
So I'll wear your ring to remind me
never to fall in love lightly or blindly.
I'll...
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yushi:
I regularly go see movies by myself - mostly because i am bored or because i want to see something completely weird... 
I can't say i have ever heard of Breakfast on Pluto though...
I can't say i have ever heard of Breakfast on Pluto though...
Oh, my darling, what have we done?
Were living out the songs
we sang to each other in the beginning
when it was all new.
I asked to be taken away then,
moved to another universe.
And you held on to me then, wanting to be the one.
Wanting to take me away from this.
Our songs bled with sentiments
I only feel now.
And...
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Were living out the songs
we sang to each other in the beginning
when it was all new.
I asked to be taken away then,
moved to another universe.
And you held on to me then, wanting to be the one.
Wanting to take me away from this.
Our songs bled with sentiments
I only feel now.
And...
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melladoree:
Yeah I always want to hug and squeeze her BUT she hates to be held!
I'm back. More soon. In the meantime, here are pictures.
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weirdunclebob:
*shudders* I feel violated when I see a roach in my house and I get all violent and beat the crap out of it. Can't just hit it once cuz they'll crawl away and rebuild themselves. They just give me the utter creeps. I'd probably throw the bog roll out if I saw a roach on it! Yerk. Bastards. Utter bastards.
How are ya, anyway, petal?!!
Loved yer pix of Croatia. A few of my friends are Croatian so that's where I'm going when I next go to Europe in a few years time.
Oh and you do seem to travel a lot. Lucky bugga
How are ya, anyway, petal?!!
Loved yer pix of Croatia. A few of my friends are Croatian so that's where I'm going when I next go to Europe in a few years time.
Oh and you do seem to travel a lot. Lucky bugga
allyn:
Howdy! I'm up in the SF Bay Area in a town called Los Altos. Actually had a sunny day today which was nice....
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acidevangelist:
fair enough
allyn:
I gather that Happy Holidays and Merry Christmas are fighting words in some circles these days.... 
Amazing how much changes after being away for a year!
Amazing how much changes after being away for a year!
margarita salt on my wrist from leanin'
too long on that bar. Think I'll venture
down the block for some.Ya know,
salty "rawk" a two dollar bottled beer
and a blank stare at the Miller Lite mirror.
Wanna join me?
I scroll down through your writings looking
for something violent or sexual.
Call me...errr "American".
Either/Ither
I need sex!
Double cheeseburgers!
3-Ways!
Unfortunate traffic collisions!
Mongoloids and drool!
Ubpaid parking tickets!
Hash Browns with lots 'o Ketchup!