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Wednesday Dec 24, 2003

Dec 24, 2003
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You're goddamn right it's a beautiful day.

I've got good news for you. In a couple of days everyones going to take a magic shower. No, don't laugh, this is great. Happens when the calendar flips. You're gonna wake up in the New Year, still tasting the night before, maybe shake out a couple Advils and you're going to take a shower.

That's when the magic happens.

All the grime of a single year that's been building up and weighing you down is going to slip off your body and spin down the drain. You're gonna be the core you, in fresh new tight skin.

The past will be something you shook, not something you're wearing.

When my roommate mumbles "Good Morning" as he enters the bathroom and I'm making my egress, I'm going to tell him:

YOU'RE GODDAMN RIGHT. IT'S A BEAUTIFUL DAY.

(Jan 1 is my favorite day of the year)
soulessone:
Adam, you absolutely rule. wink
The PJs do not have footies, alas. I am going to buy footie PJs for Alyssa for her birthday, however. Footies rock my world. biggrin
Do you have my phone number? If not, let me know and I'll email it to you. That way, we can get right on the shakin'. wink
And I'm so nice to you because you are my favourite-ist monkeyboy in the land. Merry Christmas to you, dear!!!
kiss
Dec 25, 2003

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