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The nice thing about being violently sick for about a week is that your abs will look great.

And the nice thing about the economy being shit is that it's hard for you or anyone else to tell if you're bad at life or if the economy is just shit.

And the good thing about having friends who are getting married, having kids...
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eleutherophobia:
Mine was "kidney infection"
timeoftheeclipse:
fucking stoners
go watch another episode of lost

wannacome give me a sponge bath?
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Haven't blogged on Sg for a little while because, you know, what's the point?
I feel like an old scenester when I think about SG. You know, back in the day, it really used to be about the COMMUNITY. Or maybe it's just Long Beach. Maybe the locals are evasive online as they are in the walking world.

But that it not...
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wtf:
26 and an old scenester indeed! Age is just some measure of life I suppose, and hardly accurate in my experience.

As for your compliment, I would wear it like a badge of honor. Chances are, word will get around, it'll start catching on and all the kids will be calling themselves that. Another form of compliment I suppose.
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Dear Long Beach,

Sorry about last night, but I'm told I had a great time.

Yours in regained sobriety,
-Atom
wtf:
Are you officially old when you get in your car and the station is already on NPR?
obsidian:
why you moved to california? when?
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So- bizzare thing:

I woke up this morning and threw my shit on and hopped in the car to begin my bitch of trek out to the valley (from long beach, 2 hours each way) and I was about 40 minutes in when it occurred to me:

Hey, I've not even thought about a cigarette yet.

I figured I might as well. Have all...
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I just got my best million dollar idea yet.
FAAAAHHHHKKK.

It's not necessarily what I want to be known for.
I just wrote a little play about the near future. It goes like this:

Adam is walking down the street, tripping over himself because he's messing with his phone and not paying attention.

Suddenly, he's caught by his forearm by randon stranger...
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My compadre has this kid. Little red-headed freckle faced girl. Five or something.

He was just talking to her and out of nowhere, she just says "Abbra Kadrabra! Hearts come out. I'm going to kill the lego mouse!"

What a bizzare child. I love that kid.

When we told her that we were coming out to LA to do a horror movie, she volunteered...
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_brody_:
i have a tendancy to torture the fuck out of myself.
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So I did something dumb.

Took my compadre to the strip club that's literally across the street from my little office because I wanted to do something on a saturday and it was the closest bar to us.

Bought him several secret room lap dances as I made my way through my beers and his, refusing the advances of the strippers that chanced by...
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I always come back. Time to poke around and see what's changed...
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slicing off a chunk of your thumb makes it hard to update.

But, a big fucking bandage is a hell of a coversation starter.
The downside is that it tends to be a short conversation.
"What happened to your thumb?"
"Meat slicer."

A face is made and silence is resumed.
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Do you know the scariest word in the dictionary?

Karma. (noun)
Inevitable retribution.

You can't really be mad though, because, I mean, it's karma. You had it coming.

So I'm gonna go brush me teeth and go to bed.
What else would I do?
fukidunno:
Still makes you wnder what the hell you did to deserve it soemtimes. Most importantly it makes you wonder when it'll be over. Like spankings.
nolan_void:
There are so many different interpretations of the word. I think the only realistic one only works if you have a conscience.
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The first part of my entry will be delivered in form of me listening to too much hip hop in the last couple of weeks.


I'm inked up and punctured just like the rest of you
it wasn't enough just to dress like you
so now maybe I can mesh with you
But fuck it, that's just a part of me
a...
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