I thought for a fashion that rappers wound up with bad teeth due to all the garbage that they spew and call music. How their "career" afforded them enough to adorn their body with something they refer to as "bling", but not enough money to buy nice teeth I never understood.
I came to the conclusion that they were parodising the British in a statement of refusal to conform to distinctions of class.
Today, I discovered that their problem was indeed intentional.... and in fact a form of "bling".
Apparently their defective teeth are in fact aparatii not so dissimilar in form to monster dentures.
Apparently, you cannot eat with these devices in.
Which begs the question of how these rappers manage to come by the body that seems so common amongst rappers.
I would think that with all the sexing up of groupies, and the inability to eat with their grillz in that they would all have lithe forms.
Unless, of course, this leeds to a vicsious cycle of removing their grillz to hastily down mass quantities of food during those oh so rare moments when they are not in the public eye.
Or perhaps with so much money they can manage to afford Micky Ds intravenously?
I cannot even imagine the canker sores they must endure.
I have just been informed that rappers look like deer in heat when they curl their upper lip to expose their grillz to the general public. Im glad Im not the only one who thinks them foolish.
It conjures up an amusing mental image of Pall Wahl, Chamillionair, Lill John et al sitting down to dine at a posh restaurant and simultaneously spitting out their grillz like a bunch adolescents spitting out their retainers before feasting on meatloaf surprise in the school cafeteria.
I came to the conclusion that they were parodising the British in a statement of refusal to conform to distinctions of class.
Today, I discovered that their problem was indeed intentional.... and in fact a form of "bling".
Apparently their defective teeth are in fact aparatii not so dissimilar in form to monster dentures.
Apparently, you cannot eat with these devices in.
Which begs the question of how these rappers manage to come by the body that seems so common amongst rappers.
I would think that with all the sexing up of groupies, and the inability to eat with their grillz in that they would all have lithe forms.
Unless, of course, this leeds to a vicsious cycle of removing their grillz to hastily down mass quantities of food during those oh so rare moments when they are not in the public eye.
Or perhaps with so much money they can manage to afford Micky Ds intravenously?
I cannot even imagine the canker sores they must endure.
I have just been informed that rappers look like deer in heat when they curl their upper lip to expose their grillz to the general public. Im glad Im not the only one who thinks them foolish.
It conjures up an amusing mental image of Pall Wahl, Chamillionair, Lill John et al sitting down to dine at a posh restaurant and simultaneously spitting out their grillz like a bunch adolescents spitting out their retainers before feasting on meatloaf surprise in the school cafeteria.
I came to the conclusion that they were parodising the British in a statement of refusal to conform to distinctions of class.