syrvyxyn

I RULE! I worked my first night shift last night. I did better than I thought I would, considering crowds cause my social anxiety to rev into high gear.
Strippers are fascinating creatures. I spet a good portion of the night sitting in the DJ booth thinking what fun was to observe them in their natural environment....then the irony of the situation occured to me.
I AM a stripper.
I am generally in bed by midnight, because I have to be to work at 6am so I checked out mentally around the time when we were getting really busy.
Then about an hour before close I had stage set with the tip rail so packed with people that I could not get around to everyone tipping before my set was over with.
GAH! What to do when there are 15 peeps tipping and its only a 2 song set?
Precedent was set this evening...twice! Guys from India NEVER buy dances from me. They spend the entire time trying to convince me to meet them OTC.
Tonight I not only enjoyed dancing for 2 Indian men (who were polite and respectfull), they actually fought over who got the last dance of the night from me.
Sweeeeeet!
Three people wanted a dance with me....and it was the last dance of the night! WTF!
GAH!
I did one with the Indian man who I had danced for before going on stage since he requested it first.
They both wanted to know when I worked so they could come see me again.
W00t!
AND the first guy of the evening (who was only going to get 1 dance) wound up gettin several dances...didnt want me to stop!
Why must money run out?
He wants to come back to see me again, too!
I am candied heroin.
Get down with the sickness.
Pwned.
I wanted to get sushi after work, but the stupid grocers were closed.
Who told them they could celebrate the holidays?
All was fabu, though. I drove the DJ home and we watched South Park and House. House is a great show. WHy didnt you assholes tell me about it before?
*bitchslap*
So yeah.
Im a stripper.....W00t!