Warning
ffensive religious comment below.
FUCK Im in a foul mood today. Someone who is not me just spent 20 minutes noisily slurping melon in my kitchen.
A strange irritation of mine, I cannot stand listening to someone who is a noisy eater.
Its interesting, some people sound like they have a megaphone imbeded in their mouth that is tuned to high when they eat.
Sluuuuuurp, chomp chomp chomp, exaggerated gulp, strange noise of satisfaction/relief.
SHUT THE FUCK UP! *slap*
In case its not obvious (what are you, braindead?) I didn't get much in the way of sleep the past few days.
This drops my tolerance of others down to below Kelvin.
This marks yet another year that I will NOT be in attendance at Burning Man.
Surgery smack dab in the middle of the event, you see.
Personality implant. Due to the invasiveness of the procedure, and the relative size of the implant, recovery time will be lengthy.
Next year, I WILL go. Even if I have to attend alone.
On a more positive note, the weather here is a touch of perfection.
Cool, overcast, damp. Most would consider it dreary. It has an uplifting influence on me, though.
Perhaps I will be civil by the end of the day (laughs uproariously)
I have decided that I must set foot on non US soil by next summer.
I cannot seem to focus today to save my life. Its a good thing I am not at work.... Jen would be chasing me about, menacing me with a mortar and pestle.
Ahhhhh yes. There it is. Mood resolution.
I knew it would come eventually.
The thought of all the cool people in my life.
Some days, I don't understand how/why they put up with me.
Funny, I am not by any means a religious person, but it would seem I awoke one day to find that I am surrounded by angels.
How did I wind up with such a wealth of fortune?
ffensive religious comment below.
FUCK Im in a foul mood today. Someone who is not me just spent 20 minutes noisily slurping melon in my kitchen.
A strange irritation of mine, I cannot stand listening to someone who is a noisy eater.
Its interesting, some people sound like they have a megaphone imbeded in their mouth that is tuned to high when they eat.
Sluuuuuurp, chomp chomp chomp, exaggerated gulp, strange noise of satisfaction/relief.
SHUT THE FUCK UP! *slap*
In case its not obvious (what are you, braindead?) I didn't get much in the way of sleep the past few days.
This drops my tolerance of others down to below Kelvin.
This marks yet another year that I will NOT be in attendance at Burning Man.
Surgery smack dab in the middle of the event, you see.
Personality implant. Due to the invasiveness of the procedure, and the relative size of the implant, recovery time will be lengthy.
Next year, I WILL go. Even if I have to attend alone.
On a more positive note, the weather here is a touch of perfection.
Cool, overcast, damp. Most would consider it dreary. It has an uplifting influence on me, though.
Perhaps I will be civil by the end of the day (laughs uproariously)
I have decided that I must set foot on non US soil by next summer.
I cannot seem to focus today to save my life. Its a good thing I am not at work.... Jen would be chasing me about, menacing me with a mortar and pestle.
Ahhhhh yes. There it is. Mood resolution.
I knew it would come eventually.
The thought of all the cool people in my life.
Some days, I don't understand how/why they put up with me.
Funny, I am not by any means a religious person, but it would seem I awoke one day to find that I am surrounded by angels.
How did I wind up with such a wealth of fortune?
Today I will indulge my interest in cartography by plotting out the world of Riven.
VIEW 5 of 5 COMMENTS
freud:
i HATE noisy eaters more than anything... well that and people who scrape their silverware on their plates... that just makes my stomach turn.... 
runpunalpha:
No burning man this year for me either.