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Now its just getting old.
Does anyone else have a problem being repeatedly interrupted while masturbating?
And if its not masturbation, its emailing that gets interrupted.
I was supposed to have plenty of time.
2 hours early is not cool!
And why...alway....ALWAYS when I am lost in a really intense fantasy and closing in on an orgasm?
2 freakin' hours
PS:I did manage to get...
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What about the statement "I don't want to be touched right now." is so unclear that one would get the idea that the person uttering afformentioned statement would want their hand tenderly touched?
This is one of the many reasons why you see less of me than you believe ideal. You expect me to want what you want, and you hear what you want to...
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So I have a rope burn, and you'll never guess just how I earned it.
No, really. You won't.
Every guess will lead you further astray.
For once, I am not being sarcastic.

Went to the funeral today and it hit me like a ton of bricks...
I never got to see her dance.
Social anxiety convinced me that I had to get her permission before showing up...

We're fools whether we dance or not, so we might as well dance.
Japanese Proverb

...Dance like no one is watching...
Part of one of my favourite quotes

"My shoes...
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Its warm and sunny here in friendly Chitown. Were it not for the harsh winter months, appalling lack of parking spaces and the fact that it seems that after 20 minutes of driving towards your destination traffic makes it seem as though you are further away than when you started I would totally move here.
Why is it that the cities you would most expect...
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I SMELL LIKE A STRIPPER!
I got a $120 tip for $80 worth of lap dances.
Oh hey..get this...some drunken patron said he "Sooo wants to fuck me"
Wow! Thats a first!
"You and everyone else in this room, buddy."
I love being a stripper.

In other news:
Whats with my sexual pleasures being interrupted?
My kitty is displeased....if you disrupt my sexual pleasre...at least...
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WTF!?!!?
LISTEN UP PEOPLE!
When you and I are being physically intimate with each other and I say "Ouch!", followed by physically stopping what you are doing...that means don't do that.
It does not mean do that again in 30 seconds.
If I tell you I like something...that means I want you to do it.
That does not mean that I want you to continue...
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DAMN!
I was completely ill prepared for a visit from the Jehovas witnesses. Now that I am in a new home (with no one to across the street to call the cops on my nekkid arse) I had planned to answer the door nude.
Then I was going to invite them in and yell up stairs "Honey! The sacrifices are here!"
I did accept their...
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And the Lord God (your savior) said unto me:
"Go forth and purchase sake.
Purchase not the premium sake, as you know not of premium.
Learn of sake you must, as it is in accordance with prophecy.
One day, you will know of the goodness that is premium sake."
Thy will be done.

Fewer things are nastier than jizz from a man I am not attracted to.
So Im giving this guy a bed dance and he says somthing about watching him cum...
I look down and tip of his cock is sticking out of the top of his pants.
I tell him he cant do that and BAM jizz everywhere.
EWWWW!
He seemed pretty pleased with himself....
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Attention world. I am bipoly.
If you are not comfortable with me being bipoly, do not attempt to persue me sexually.
You may manage to win my love, but sex and love are totally seperate things in my world.
They can peacefully coexist, but they have nothing to do with each other.
This does not mean that I have some manner of social disease that...
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I RULE! I worked my first night shift last night. I did better than I thought I would, considering crowds cause my social anxiety to rev into high gear.
Strippers are fascinating creatures. I spet a good portion of the night sitting in the DJ booth thinking what fun was to observe them in their natural environment....then the irony of the situation occured to me....
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