I DID IT!!!!
I finally cleaned my apartment!!!!
I'm now able to:
1)entertain guests without them shrieking in horor at the boxer shorts walking around on thier own
2)get myself a beer without contracting typhoid, henta, disentary etc from what was left in the fridge
3)stop waking up in the night thinking I'm cuddling up to a girl only to find it's a pile of soiled laundry
4)throw out all the plants I killed after one week of thinking they were a nice touch this summer
5)finally pay last respects to my long dead fish, Lord Kimbode
6)take a bath without coming out dirtier than when I went in
-rich
I finally cleaned my apartment!!!!
I'm now able to:
1)entertain guests without them shrieking in horor at the boxer shorts walking around on thier own
2)get myself a beer without contracting typhoid, henta, disentary etc from what was left in the fridge
3)stop waking up in the night thinking I'm cuddling up to a girl only to find it's a pile of soiled laundry
4)throw out all the plants I killed after one week of thinking they were a nice touch this summer
5)finally pay last respects to my long dead fish, Lord Kimbode
6)take a bath without coming out dirtier than when I went in
-rich

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I soooooo need to clean my apartment too!
Aw hell, just buy me a Guinness.