Oh holy hell. Last night I tried to sleep after watching this er....a couple of times.
Joaquin Phoenix is pure fucking sex. If you are attracted to men, but not to him, get off my friends list. We can't be friends, it's that simple. I'm sorry, but-you simply have terrible taste in men.
To anyone that has had to wait a month or longer to see the human they are in love with, you can only imagine my level of ridiculousness right now. All my friends want him home too so I'll shut the hell up, I'm sure you, dear reader, is just like "Get fucked already!" Oh....I'm planning on it dear readers. In 4ish hours. Now, Niko is a bit of a control freak like me, so he has planned to unpack before anything fun happens (I would try to plan the same thing-I hate mess, or unfinished business), so I have packed myself a "Unpacking with Niko" outfit. It's understated and red, and I'll be sexing it up with 5 inch heels and backseam stockings. I pity the man.
I've had sex on the brain consistently for the past 24 hours. I should have put my computer down and walked away, but I like YouPorns real sex. It's hit or miss, but I feel dirty for watching.
Book to read: Porn-ol-ogy
The book is about a womens journey to understand porn and societies interest in porn. A quick dirty read.
Things I'm attracted to:
1. Quirks. A scar, gap in the teeth, biggish nose, biggish ears....
2. Light eyes on dark haired men and the opposite
3. Thick hair. I'm a puller!
4. Accents and second languages
5. Hands. I like to watch how they touch things
6. A musical ability
7. When everything they say is slightly dirty (only applies to those I'm already attracted to)
8. So nerdy they blush when they admit just how nerdy they are
9. The ones that look reserved, but have the eyes of a sadist
Sydni's tips for men: (in bed)
1. Take your time when you undress a woman. Get the bra removal under control.
2. Unless it's a quickie-always use foreplay. Even if she's dripping wet. Then it's an awesome tease.
3. Learn to talk about how you like your dick touched.
4. Kiss, kiss, kiss
5. Touch, touch, touch! Not just the "fun" parts. If I had a guy that just touched my "fun" parts, I wouldn't have learned I love the bottoms of my feet stroked.
6. Eye contact. Don't just thrust, look at what you're putting it in!
7. For fucks sake, make some fucking noise so I know I'm more than a hole.
Sydni is lucky she never has to worry about any of this shit, but she sure sees a lot of people complaining.
Things I'm into right now:
1. Dresses, t-shirt dresses. Thigh length.
2. Bold color shoes.
3. The little Vietnamese lady that does my nails. She's amazing!
4. Gold jewelery
5. Scarves, neck-erchiefs.
6. Wet n Wild Liquid eyeliner and Lancome mascara
7. Erotic Literature
8. Joaquin Phoenix (See above)
9. MS2005 (you would be too!)
10. Brown rice and chicken. Yummy.
So....this might be the last that you hear of me for a little bit....thank god. I was sick of me!
3 things I ask of you:
1. Recommend some good music
2. What lists should I cover next journal?
3. Tell me about the one food you can't live without.
It's business time!
xoxo
Sydni
Joaquin Phoenix is pure fucking sex. If you are attracted to men, but not to him, get off my friends list. We can't be friends, it's that simple. I'm sorry, but-you simply have terrible taste in men.
To anyone that has had to wait a month or longer to see the human they are in love with, you can only imagine my level of ridiculousness right now. All my friends want him home too so I'll shut the hell up, I'm sure you, dear reader, is just like "Get fucked already!" Oh....I'm planning on it dear readers. In 4ish hours. Now, Niko is a bit of a control freak like me, so he has planned to unpack before anything fun happens (I would try to plan the same thing-I hate mess, or unfinished business), so I have packed myself a "Unpacking with Niko" outfit. It's understated and red, and I'll be sexing it up with 5 inch heels and backseam stockings. I pity the man.
I've had sex on the brain consistently for the past 24 hours. I should have put my computer down and walked away, but I like YouPorns real sex. It's hit or miss, but I feel dirty for watching.
Book to read: Porn-ol-ogy
The book is about a womens journey to understand porn and societies interest in porn. A quick dirty read.
Things I'm attracted to:
1. Quirks. A scar, gap in the teeth, biggish nose, biggish ears....
2. Light eyes on dark haired men and the opposite
3. Thick hair. I'm a puller!
4. Accents and second languages
5. Hands. I like to watch how they touch things
6. A musical ability
7. When everything they say is slightly dirty (only applies to those I'm already attracted to)
8. So nerdy they blush when they admit just how nerdy they are
9. The ones that look reserved, but have the eyes of a sadist
Sydni's tips for men: (in bed)
1. Take your time when you undress a woman. Get the bra removal under control.
2. Unless it's a quickie-always use foreplay. Even if she's dripping wet. Then it's an awesome tease.
3. Learn to talk about how you like your dick touched.
4. Kiss, kiss, kiss
5. Touch, touch, touch! Not just the "fun" parts. If I had a guy that just touched my "fun" parts, I wouldn't have learned I love the bottoms of my feet stroked.
6. Eye contact. Don't just thrust, look at what you're putting it in!
7. For fucks sake, make some fucking noise so I know I'm more than a hole.
Sydni is lucky she never has to worry about any of this shit, but she sure sees a lot of people complaining.
Things I'm into right now:
1. Dresses, t-shirt dresses. Thigh length.
2. Bold color shoes.
3. The little Vietnamese lady that does my nails. She's amazing!
4. Gold jewelery
5. Scarves, neck-erchiefs.
6. Wet n Wild Liquid eyeliner and Lancome mascara
7. Erotic Literature
8. Joaquin Phoenix (See above)
9. MS2005 (you would be too!)
10. Brown rice and chicken. Yummy.
So....this might be the last that you hear of me for a little bit....thank god. I was sick of me!
3 things I ask of you:
1. Recommend some good music
2. What lists should I cover next journal?
3. Tell me about the one food you can't live without.
It's business time!
xoxo
Sydni
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ta2dmom:
I certainly hope you and the Mr. have survived the reunion. I mean, I've seen you posting, but that doesn't mean you're not doing that from a blob of sexed up jello in your bed! 
thistle:
arg, I only know what two of those movies are. I really want to see that whole To Die For scene again.