swirl

Update Damnit!!!!! UPDATE!!!!!

Good God, I hope your Aunt Flow isn't still there............if so, you may have a few problems you need checked out!

HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY!!!!!

Yay for happy people!

Heah Swirl, What's Up? I'm here until the 2/28 & then I'm outta here!!!!!

Awww, I wanna see ryan..... Nice seeing you again to talk anal plugs!!! It was a short lived visit, but a good ass slappin made my day . Last night was pretty uneventful.... whip-its and sleep..... HAHA, they make me feel like a teddy bear .... Oh, and are you talking about that one kid.... He stalked me and my girl Kim around the mall for like 30 minutes. Boy can't get a hint that we were trying to make a break, just kept talking, and walking.... ANYWHO! Much love to my #1!!!!

That's great.

I just did some research and found out that I'm 11 lbs. underweight, so who's the fatty now?

Oh no wait.... its better now.... OK!!! YAY FOR SMILING!!!

sounds like life is a little hard right now.

that's tough. hope it gets better.

BORING? How can you be bored? Heah, you left me hangin here.......what am I to do?

what do want to do ? the prob with me is i'm a horn daog and i just try to get girls half naked and call it quits just go for it come is she married if not it least have a little fun

Let me know if you think that way in 15 years!!!!! You're really funny!!! I like your humor, even though I know you're being serious!!!!!!

ok is she hot or not cause u can allways say but she was so hot when u fuck up

Thanks Swirl~ I was beginning to think you didn't like me!

Okay, I'm having a problem here......I was reading last weeks issue of New York Magazine.........& it's titled, "NOT YOUR MOTHER"S LESBIANS".
Now the article goes on to talk about femme's, butch-femme's, just straight up butch, bois, & transgender something or the other. Now the whole article was terribly confusing & I read it twice! Can you help out w/ this? If I'm understanding this correctly I'd be a femme. Now would that still be a dyke? If so, then let the training begin!!!!!
I'm ready!!!!!!!

p.s. I'll pass this onto Britney too......you two are my instructors on coming out!!!!!!! I'm excited!!!!!!

You hate the snow? How about this one........you call out sick from work one morning due to the snow. Decide you'd rather hang out w/ friends so you get behind the wheel & this 98 year old woman infront of you throws on her breaks apparently because the invisible snowman ran infront of her car. I slam on my breaks to avoid killing her (which I'm almost positive would've been a felony killing someone over 65). My car fishtails & slams into the curb which is about a foot tall, & I blow out both my passenger side tires. Oh yeah, Granny keeps driving......I'm out in the middle of no~fuck~in where so I have to drive on my rims about 3 miles at 2 mph to only have to purchase 2 tires at Goodyear at the price of $167.00. That was when I was about 18, & I don't think I've called out w/ a bogus excuse since!

I HATE THE FUCKIN SNOW!!!!!!!!!

HAHAHAHA!! Hey my #1! I was wondering when you were gonna get your ass on here. You should call me. When are you coming back? Or are you already..... Tell Colorado hi for me.... I wish I was there.

nice pics. merry xmas!