brokenpoet:
Hugs, from Corvus_PDX
I'm a-going to Costa Rica in two weeks!
I am going to tromp through the jungle and catch reptiles!
Then I'll just shoot myself, because it can all only go downhill from there!
I am going to tromp through the jungle and catch reptiles!
Then I'll just shoot myself, because it can all only go downhill from there!
swingkitten:
I caught snakes in the juuuuungle!
I was right. It can only go downhill from that point.
This guy was totally pissed.
I fucking watched baby eyelash vipers be born.
WINNING.
I caught snakes in the juuuuungle!
I was right. It can only go downhill from that point.
This guy was totally pissed.
I fucking watched baby eyelash vipers be born.
WINNING.
amarena:
Thank you for your kind words. What a wonderful compliment! 
knickers:
<3
Jesus, I never update.
Well, here. I want everyone to be as aggravated as I am:
At the very least, PLEASE watch until 1:15 or so. It's probably the most excruciatingly funny thing I've ever seen. This entire thing is pretty much the music video version of HCWDB.
Let's see- there's kissy faces, orgasm faces, shirtlessness with greased chests, shiny bitches in bikinis, leather...
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Well, here. I want everyone to be as aggravated as I am:
At the very least, PLEASE watch until 1:15 or so. It's probably the most excruciatingly funny thing I've ever seen. This entire thing is pretty much the music video version of HCWDB.
Let's see- there's kissy faces, orgasm faces, shirtlessness with greased chests, shiny bitches in bikinis, leather...
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stitches_u_up:
Maria!!! I just saw a video with MARIA! but WTF man? awesomely bizarre.
bridgetwnpeddler:
haha.. so awesome in the over the top glam. Not my stuff but cracks me up
....!
Well, I think I might be moving to Albuquerque.
--------------------EDIT:
Don't start freaking out on me, guys. It won't be for a few months yet, if it ends up happening at all, which I want it to
--------------------EDIT:
Don't start freaking out on me, guys. It won't be for a few months yet, if it ends up happening at all, which I want it to
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demigauge:
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*freaks out* 
alanscott:
Oh, yeah, where's that scenic view from?
Two more finals tomorrow, and I'll be done with school for a week and a half.
Thank god. I'm fucking tired.
Thank god. I'm fucking tired.
webigailboop:
i hear you. spring break here i come 
mistersatan:
Wow, talk about your dream job... 
I hear you- I have today and tomorrow. Then I'll be done as well.
I hear you- I have today and tomorrow. Then I'll be done as well.
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bubblesinalaska:
and i thought absolutly no one would figure out that my current mental obsesion was"fiscal fucking conservation"..........actually i need to spend some time this weekend away from the incredable amount of tetosterone building up on my ship........i need the company of females......anyway.......hey....are you gonna come ridin' zoobomb w/laughsalot on sunday night......you should it's fun fun fun.........we had a good time last week........
*BUBS*
*BUBS*
joyrider:
i need to write a program like that for real life, dammit.
A real mujer has a big laughing belly
One you can bounce on for fun and for love
She also has great grabbing nalgas
That float like the ocean
Ebbing when she dances
Tambien tiene thunder thighs
That whisper love songs when she walks
As they rub, rub, rub together
If you have never loved a big laughing belly
Great grabbing nalgas
Thunder thighed mujer...
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One you can bounce on for fun and for love
She also has great grabbing nalgas
That float like the ocean
Ebbing when she dances
Tambien tiene thunder thighs
That whisper love songs when she walks
As they rub, rub, rub together
If you have never loved a big laughing belly
Great grabbing nalgas
Thunder thighed mujer...
Read More
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eatingchucky:
envy is such a disturbing reality. can't you just be happy for me?
corvus_pdx:
Ummmm... ok..
"even a blind pig finds an acorn now and then"
*snort*
*snort*
In a good mood for two days and going strong. Freakish!
It's interesting what a decent weekend with good people can do
It's interesting what a decent weekend with good people can do
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jin1:
weiner
jin1:
Oops! I mean Wiener.
Stupid ulcers.
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joyrider:
ai chingao! ulcers are bad. do you have grasshopper juice for them?
i am 90% sure i am coming to pdx. should know for-certain by tonight.
i am 90% sure i am coming to pdx. should know for-certain by tonight.
corvus_pdx:
Had fun hanging out.
We must do it agian sometime.
We must do it agian sometime.