UPDATE!!
**I offically SUCK! I made a big fat juicy update and neglected to hit the save button. I got distracted with my boyfriend and got into an hour long conversation about meditating, self-hypnosis, and ZEN. D'oh! My computer sucks and has issues with the screensaver, so when it came on my computer went into suspend mode. I tried to save my poor little update with some tricky alt-tab-spacebar jazz but I sucketh at being an uber geek, so I had to re-boot and lost it all. *sob*
**I feel loads better. I borrowed a vaporizer from my Mommy to soothe my lungs! It feels great.
While I was there (at my parents house) I searched for 2 hours through a walk in closet full of books, games, and knick-knacks for my 149 yr old harmonica to no avail. 
I loved that little (well, BIG) bitch. It sounded like a train! Allthough it always did taste like old people...... after that I watched my baby twin sisters kick my Dad's ass on Halo on the X-box. It was fucking hilarious. They felt pretty damn special and were obvious in their gloating, which turned my Dad into an ego-hurt Papa bear who quit the game like a sore loser and passed out on the couch. HAHA! 
**I need to clean up my friends list. Please don't get all butt-hurt if I delete you, there was never anything between us anyways.
**My uterine earthquakes and tsunamis have quelled into a gentle, yet far from soothing, deluge, soon to be over, yet not nearly forgotten, for a mere 28 days.
**My hair is black again. Not sure if I'm diggin' it, but I guess I will get used to it.
**I guarantee that you guys do NOT want to see my innapropriate pictures. Wait....lemme re-phrase that.....I guaruntee that you guys do NOT want to see Connor and I's innapropriate pictures. There. You feelin' me? 
**Mmmmm...I think I am gonna go over there and service that poor man on the bed holding my chocolate hostage who has been neglected on account of my imposing womanhood. I want to treat him as good as he treats me, so I've some work to do... if you will excuse me...
**Take care!
**I offically SUCK! I made a big fat juicy update and neglected to hit the save button. I got distracted with my boyfriend and got into an hour long conversation about meditating, self-hypnosis, and ZEN. D'oh! My computer sucks and has issues with the screensaver, so when it came on my computer went into suspend mode. I tried to save my poor little update with some tricky alt-tab-spacebar jazz but I sucketh at being an uber geek, so I had to re-boot and lost it all. *sob*
**I feel loads better. I borrowed a vaporizer from my Mommy to soothe my lungs! It feels great.
While I was there (at my parents house) I searched for 2 hours through a walk in closet full of books, games, and knick-knacks for my 149 yr old harmonica to no avail. I loved that little (well, BIG) bitch. It sounded like a train! Allthough it always did taste like old people...... after that I watched my baby twin sisters kick my Dad's ass on Halo on the X-box. It was fucking hilarious. They felt pretty damn special and were obvious in their gloating, which turned my Dad into an ego-hurt Papa bear who quit the game like a sore loser and passed out on the couch. HAHA!
**I need to clean up my friends list. Please don't get all butt-hurt if I delete you, there was never anything between us anyways.
**My uterine earthquakes and tsunamis have quelled into a gentle, yet far from soothing, deluge, soon to be over, yet not nearly forgotten, for a mere 28 days.
**My hair is black again. Not sure if I'm diggin' it, but I guess I will get used to it.
**I guarantee that you guys do NOT want to see my innapropriate pictures. Wait....lemme re-phrase that.....I guaruntee that you guys do NOT want to see Connor and I's innapropriate pictures. There. You feelin' me?
**Mmmmm...I think I am gonna go over there and service that poor man on the bed holding my chocolate hostage who has been neglected on account of my imposing womanhood. I want to treat him as good as he treats me, so I've some work to do... if you will excuse me...
**Take care!
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dumping gatorade on the boss sounds like fun..but sometimes i just wish i could piss on him hahaha take care sweetheart