sweetiyvie

So I found out some interesting news about my conception, via my wine buzzed mother......I was concieved on an acid trip. Isn't that lovely, mom and dad fryin' their little hippie heads off and porkin' without protection. I wonder if this has anything to do with my retinal mutation? Or the fact that I randomly hallucinate while driving at night?
I can't believe she actually told me this! (My mom is uuuuuber religious) I can't even believe that she actually had a wine buzz.
In other news, I think I have been drunk for like 2 weeks straight and I need a break from it all. I need to go and excersize, but I can hardly walk to the store without my lungs burning. I have been smoking like a chimmney.
But I am back on my vegetarian diet, and that seems to help a bit, seriously meat makes me food stoned and stupid.

I miss traveling. I want to go to a town where it's always summer so I can go and play in the ocean and have a BBQ. I want to skateboard down to the beach and get stoned and have a corndog slathered in mustard. I think I just miss being a damn vagabond, no responsibility! I would just stick my thumb out and wait for an adventure. Sure, it kinda sucked sleeping on so and so's couch, and under bridges, but the sense of complete freedom weighed that out. I miss being 17. *sigh*