sweetiyvie

I can't believe my youngin is half a month old already. Wow.
She is really starting to wake up and look at the world around her. So cute!
I want to thank everyone for their congratulations, I would do it all individually, but I don't really have the time right now, hope you can understand.

Funny shit:

1: I was taking a bath with Annabella when I saw her put her fist to her chin and furrow her brow.
This was followed by a loud splattering sound as she shit on my right thigh...yummy.

2: I was up to feed her at 3am and I sent the man downstairs to get the bottle I pumped earlier.. he came running upstairs bleary eyed with a half gallon of 2%...I should have been more specific when I told him to bring the milk.

In other news I have learned that the show Laguna Beach represents everything I hate about
people....I also couldn't bring myself to turn it off. My excuse is I was giving Annabella her first lesson on the deterioration of humanity and how to survive an encounter with a valley girl... (wave ambercrombie and fitch merch in face till hypnotized, throw said merch off of 2, preferably 3 story building, ensure splatterage of dumb bitch on pavement, run like hell.)

I've gotta go, my boobie hound just woke up!!

xoxo