sweetiyvie

Do you have feelings of inadequacy?
Do you suffer from shyness?
Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive?
If you answered yes to any of these questions, ask your doctor or pharmacist about Tequila.

Tequila is the safe, natural way to feel better and more confident about yourself and your actions. Tequila can help ease you out of your shyness and let you tell...
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Well, that last entry showed some of my not-so-sweet-side..I hope I didn't scare any of you off! And if I did, you suck for abandoning me. You know you are a complete asshole sometimes too.
And now on to something foul and entertaining, shall we? My cats are always on advantage flea treatment. I need to buy a new pack, actually I'm a week late...
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I was just thinking today what a horrible asshole I can be when someone fucks with me.
Like, if I am just going about my business and I ACCIDENTALLY bump into you/spill some water on you ect...and APOLOGIZE apon doing so, and I get the rebuttal "You did that on purpose" "Waaahh, you meant to do that didn't you" I get mean. MEAN. If one...
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It is a BEAUTIFUL gorgeous day today. Clear blue sky and just a little bit breezy. So peaceful...watching the trees sway slightly in the sun, I think I could sit outside all day.
I may wear all black, but I am a sucker for the sunny seasons.
I can't wait for summer.

So yeah......I haven't taken a shower in 2 days, isn't that HOT!? I have been busy and distracted and in shock and just weird for the last few weeks, as is nearly every other female I know... I blame the city. Experiments I say...Gerbils we are!!
At least my BFF is along for the ride. A mere week ahead of me, Summer should prove interesting....The...
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A few journals back I said that I have never been happier in my life........Right now I can honestly say things have never been more complicated and fucked up than they are now. Next time I say something positive about my state of affairs I will be sure to knock on wood till my fists bleed.

Meh. I really need to get around to cleaning the house, but I feel sooo damn lazy and tired.
I think I am gonna go take a nap so I can make it through my shift tonight.
Say something to cheer me up and I will tell you a secret in my next journal entry!!

I am pretty sure I have never been more shocked in my entire life.

Details coming soon.

Christmas was crazy. I think between our 2 families, we had 5 different places to go to. I'm just relieved it's all over for another year, allthough........I did get some fuckin insane gifts this year.
Jason, (Whom I am utterly smitten with, and don't deserve in the slightest, and whom I love more than anyone or anything ever) bought me a brand new ipod. (!!!!!!!!)...
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I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the
following reasons:

1. I do physical labor.
2. I work at great depths.
3. I plunge head first into everything I do.
4. I do not get weekends or public holidays off.
5. I work in a damp environment.
6. I work in a dark area that has poor ventilation.
7. I work in...
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I feel so bad....I went to work all sick thinking that I could just tough it out, then I started feeling like I was gonna pass out and break some glass or something on my way down, so I went home early.
My poor boss had just gotten home when I called him to say that I needed someone to cover for me. I was...
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I think I am on my effing death bed.