you, my friend, are a jerk.
i just took a peek at your belly pics...
my belly still looks all gross!
you look great!
the damned c-section scar has made this hard, thick... well... SCAR, that my belly sort of puffs out over.
i mean, its not REALLY bad, but yours is waaaaaaaaaay better!!!
have you been exercising or just taking care of the baby?!
I can't believe my youngin is half a month old already. Wow.
She is really starting to wake up and look at the world around her. So cute!
I want to thank everyone for their congratulations, I would do it all individually, but I don't really have the time right now, hope you can understand.
Funny shit:
1: I was taking a bath with Annabella... Read More
So.
I went to the hospital to get checked, and had the worst exam of my life. Never has me crotch been subjected to such carnage. I was 1/2 a centimeter and contracting sporadically. Woo. An hour later I was 2 centimeters. I was given some pill that made me feel like my body was melting, can't remember what it was called. Then they put... Read More
How did that happen... wait, that question is in retard fucking doorknob territory. Forget I said it. I'm not deleting it. Cheap laughs at my expense are pretty cool if I don't say so myself.
If all pregnant babes were as hot as you I'd wouldn't complain when they walk two by two on the pavement thus forcing me onto the road to face oncoming traffic.
I just SCORED on some baby clothes. 10 for a dollar, most of it BRAND NEW, and HandMade.
We spent $8, so you can imagine the mountain of clothes I have on my couch right now. Top quality, local, original, and absolutely GORGEOUS these clothes are. Today I count my blessings, this is awesome!!
Man, it's fucking HOT lately. It's gotta be at least 90 today. *Sweats*
I wanna get a baby pool to put in my backyard so I can wallow like a beached whale and ignore my chores all day. I'de love to make it out to a full sized pool but I'm sure as hell not gonna do that alone.
In less than a week I... Read More
HAHAAHHAHAH! i just TOTALLY pictured a baby with a vagina shaped head and i cackled hysterically!!!
luckily, her being so damned pudgy won't cause me any extra pain and suffering...
i wouldn't want to push out a porker!!!
i was soooo tempted to buy a baby pool too, but then i was saddened at the thought of how much of the pool i'd actually take up.... haha
you only have 8 weeks?! I'M JEALOUS!!!
i have 11 weeks before they'll slice me open!!
that seems WAAAAY longer!!!
ARE WE THERE YET?!
Fuckin' a. I totally remember feeling like that. I lost pretty much all of my "friends" by time the baby got here. But it really makes you wonder if they were your friends in the first place. You always have your internet friends. I was so damn sick of talking about babies and diapers and people touching my fuckin stomach for no good reason. You don't have long left at all now, you're closer than you think but the last month is the longest to wait. It will probably suck. Are you having freaky dreams yet? And don't worry, you're going to be the coolest mom. And you'll be good at it. -G
Finally the retards over at AT&T got our shit back up and running.
I don't even remember everything that has happened over the last couple of weeks, but I will try.
I went to a bellydance festival in Sebastapol, it twas awesome. I was all decked out in my gear with my buddah belly all out in the open. There was this dancer who had... Read More
Oh my god. You are so close now... also, I never felt calvin move above my belly button once. I always felt him really low. Enjoy your independence. You're going to be a great mom.
It's nice... He still won't deal with diapers though. He likes to play with him mostly and he's good at putting him to sleep. He feeds him sometimes. I am amazed at his paternal instinct.