I am so happy these days!
1. My Christmas shopping is done and has been done for about 2 weeks now! Everyone is getting what they want!
2. I spent an extra $1000 on myself while shopping! I have soooo many new shoes and boots!
3. I have a new housekeeper and he is really willing to do anything to please me, even fold my panties!
4. I am getting laid regularly -AND- he buys me ice cream!
And who says there isn't a Santa? All that is left is to buy a tree to put all these gifts under.
It doesn't suck to be me any more! Yay!
1. My Christmas shopping is done and has been done for about 2 weeks now! Everyone is getting what they want!
2. I spent an extra $1000 on myself while shopping! I have soooo many new shoes and boots!
3. I have a new housekeeper and he is really willing to do anything to please me, even fold my panties!
4. I am getting laid regularly -AND- he buys me ice cream!
And who says there isn't a Santa? All that is left is to buy a tree to put all these gifts under.
It doesn't suck to be me any more! Yay!
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Love,
T. to the muthafuckin C.