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Monday Jun 29, 2009

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OK True story...this happened a couple months ago but it is so fucked up i have to put it in writing. We were out at the bar having a good time and it was almost closing time, so we are all pretty sauced. Then this guy come up to us and this is how it went down
Loser Drunk "I am so fucked up right now"
Us "oh yeah?, having a good night?"
Loser Drunk "i accidentally ate some magic mushrooms." OK let me interrupt right there, how the fuck can you accidentally eat anything? sorry ill continue;
Loser Drunk " my girlfriends going to be so mad at me"
Me "Nah, Just go home right now, and give her the roll over who's your daddy, she will love you"
Then Drunk opens his eyes so big and says " Yeah! i should go get my girlfriend.....or her sister!"
So My pal suggest to him to try get an incest 3 way
Loser drunk looks at me and says "Do you want to know how fucked i am?"
Me "Sure, how fucked are you?"
Loser Drunk "I'm so fucked up i like to suck on my girlfriend's sister's panties when she isn't home." Right there i am on the ground laughing, i am honestly on the ground i cant believe how fucked up that is i didn't see that coming. so this guy keeps on going he's like "I like to do my girlfriend while wearing her sister's panties as a mask" and the he does hand gestures like he is eating a giant piece of watermelon with sound effects and all. OK now honestly get this sick fuck away from me i am going to piss myself laughing. We manage to sneak away and we are outside waiting to get in the car, when Loser drunk comes out, and my cousin piss tank starts calling him Pablo, and he gets right mad. i actually thought he was going to murder piss tank, when my other buddy saves his life and calls out from across the parking lot " hey what about your girlfriend's sister?" So Loser Drunk a.k.a Pablo runs over to my buddy and he looks all buggy eyed, grabs his shoulder and says "ohhhhhh my girlfriend's sister! I love to suck on her panties." then does the invisible watermelon again! Pablo's friend had to force him into a car because he would not shut up about sucking on panties...what a fucking weirdo.....funny as shit. I never had a camera, so i will just post a rough drawing of Pablo!
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