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OK True story...this happened a couple months ago but it is so fucked up i have to put it in writing. We were out at the bar having a good time and it was almost closing time, so we are all pretty sauced. Then this guy come up to us and this is how it went down
Loser Drunk "I am so fucked up right...
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Okay, for the past couple months we have been debating at work who would win in a fight, a grizzly bear, or an African lion? Now I'm not saying throw the 2 in a pit and watch them go at it, i am talking actually hunting and stalking and killing. The grizzly bear is huge and out weighs the lion hands down and is extremely...
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The holiday season is approaching fast! I'm all done my shopping and i cant wait for the drinking. My work was nice enough to lay me off for 16 days during Christmas and new years, and i plan to get annihilated every fucking day. My sister is got engaged so her fiance gets to spend his first Christmas with my family, the fool actually thinks...
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So Halloween is coming fast and this weekend i decided to carve pumpkins with my daughter. She is 5 now and all into princesses and dancing. (i know every song from high school musical 1 and 2 off by heart. beat that fuckers) So she asks, "Daddy, can you carve me a Disney princess pumpkin?" and God knows i cant carve worth shit so i...
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So we had our May long weekend up here in Canada this past weekend and boy was it fucking deadly! Me and captain gorgeous decided to add carpet to our keg box.(last year we made a box out of 3/4" ply wood, a barrel, a bag of R14 insulation, pneumatic wheels, a full tower system with co2 bottle like at a bar to get the...
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GIRLY MAN. girly man. girly man man man man man man, girly man man man. Gosh my calculator ain't got no bow. Nippley man i met he ate my motor boat. Calm down and park that shiny shin guard amour. Welcome the dude who ain't the buyer of mugs. GIRLY MAN! girly man man man man man man RIP YOUR MAMA. Woot I'm coming. Mutton...
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OK no one read my last blog and i thought it was fucking hilarious so i figure i will do something completely different and write about a REAL topic. Ok people i really need your help for this one because i am confused. What makes a band an emo band? is it the make up? the black clothes? the references in their lyrics about being...
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OK so we got word that this Cd release party for the band "Omega awesome nova radical sonic tropical tornado", is going to be held at the top floor of the Kent industries building downtown. We also heard that this party was going to be a costume party. Knowing that we have no invitations and are definitely not on the guest list, we decided to...
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Ok 2007 has had to be the best fucking year for music ever! Almost every single band i listen to has put out, or is going to be putting out an album in 2007! H.I.M, Turbonegro, Aiden, Dropkick Murphys, Darkest Hour, As I Lay Dying, Job For A Cowboy, Nekromantix, Tiger Army, Amorphis, Kamelot, Night Wish, Atreyu, Devil Wears Prada, Through The Eyes Of The...
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So i awoke in a prison cell, naked, with only a dull razor and an unusually large duck. upon further diagnosis i realized my cell was made up of only 3 walls, and the duck? well that duck just may have been the biggest fucking duck i have ever seen! I managed to survive on dew drops i collected from a nearby branch that was...
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